Alaska Darin Posted January 26, 2005 Posted January 26, 2005 was it cowboy or pirate? 219756[/snapback] Pirate. Puffy shirt episode.
Indy Dave Posted January 26, 2005 Author Posted January 26, 2005 Kramer: "It's a write-off for them." Seinfeld: "How is it a write-off?" Kramer: "They just write it off." Seinfeld: "Write it off what?" Kramer: "Jerry, all these big companies -- they write-off everything." Seinfeld: "You don't even know what a write-off is." Kramer: "Do you?" Seinfeld: "No, I don't." Kramer: "But they do, and they're the ones writing it off." 219738[/snapback] One of the best exchanges in Seinfeld history, in my opinion. I saw him in concert Jan. 7 in Indianapolis. It was outstanding.
Just Jack Posted January 27, 2005 Posted January 27, 2005 Pirate. Puffy shirt episode. 219757[/snapback] Actually both cowboy and pirate. Pirate, as you noted, was the Puffy Shirt episode. Cowboy was from the episode where Kramer gave all of Jerry's shoes to Mom & Pop, who skipped out of town, leaving Jerry only a pair of cowboy boots to wear.
stevestojan Posted January 27, 2005 Posted January 27, 2005 Pirate. Puffy shirt episode. 219757[/snapback] Two episodes... Pirate and Cowboy...
Alaska Darin Posted January 27, 2005 Posted January 27, 2005 Two episodes... Pirate and Cowboy... 219908[/snapback] Spaced the cowboy. Probably lack of anyone to mentally smash today. No JP-Era, no BF, No Ice. The retard rodeo must be on hiatus in Nova Scotia.
TheMadCap Posted January 27, 2005 Posted January 27, 2005 Kramer: "It's a write-off for them." Seinfeld: "How is it a write-off?" Kramer: "They just write it off." Seinfeld: "Write it off what?" Kramer: "Jerry, all these big companies -- they write-off everything." Seinfeld: "You don't even know what a write-off is." Kramer: "Do you?" Seinfeld: "No, I don't." Kramer: "But they do, and they're the ones writing it off." 219738[/snapback] you forgot the best part.... Jerry: " I wish I had the last twenty seconds of my life back"
Grand Poobah Posted January 27, 2005 Posted January 27, 2005 Dammit that went over my head!! And I love that show!! 219331[/snapback] No soup for you.
HudsonValleyBillsFan Posted January 27, 2005 Posted January 27, 2005 That's what they gave me. 219327[/snapback] They? The Government?
stevestojan Posted January 27, 2005 Posted January 27, 2005 What an AWESOME seinfeld site: http://www.seinology.com/scripts-english.shtml (i just linked you to the scripts, but use the menu on the left to navigate)
HudsonValleyBillsFan Posted January 27, 2005 Posted January 27, 2005 serenity now!!! 220850[/snapback] Hoochy mama!!!!!
Just Jack Posted January 28, 2005 Posted January 28, 2005 "That baby is breathtaking"! 221006[/snapback] "I was in the pool!"
JLO Posted January 28, 2005 Posted January 28, 2005 "my baby takes the morning train, he works from nine to five and then..."
LabattBlue Posted January 28, 2005 Posted January 28, 2005 MRS. COSTANZA: Let me talk to her. GEORGE: She wants to talk to you. SUSAN: Uh, hello? MRS. COSTANZA: Congratulations! SUSAN: I just want you to know that I love your son very much. MRS. COSTANZA: You do? SUSAN: Yes. MRS. COSTANZA: Really? SUSAN: Yes. MRS. COSTANZA: May I ask why?
BillsFanNC Posted January 28, 2005 Posted January 28, 2005 Kramer: I think we are looking half a millimeter. Elaine: Can it cut that thin? Kramer: Oh, I've cut slices so thin, I couldn't even see them. Elaine: How did you know you cut it? Kramer: Well, I guess I just assumed.
BB27 Posted January 29, 2005 Posted January 29, 2005 GEORGE: Excuse me, I'm expecting a call. Costanza? BRUCE: Yeah, I just got a call. I yell 'Cartwright! Cartwright!', just like that. Nobody came up, I hang up. GEORGE: Well, was it for Costanza or... BRUCE: Yes, yes, that's it. Nobody answered. GEORGE: Well was it a woman? BRUCE: Yeah, yeah. I tell her you not here, she said curse word, I hang up.
Alaska Darin Posted January 29, 2005 Posted January 29, 2005 "I was in the pool!" 221132[/snapback] Kramer: I'm gonna go see if there are any girls on the beach. Elaine, you wanna come? Elaine: No thanks. I got plenty of girlfriends. Jerry: Oh this is interesting. Elaine: What? Jerry: Jane's topless. Kramer: Yo yo ma. Jerry: Boutros Boutros-Ghali. Elaine: Nice rack.
BB27 Posted January 29, 2005 Posted January 29, 2005 This one is an alltime best... BOOKMAN: Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp, the one that says "New York Public Library"? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before: Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or: maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over. Y'got seven days, Seinfeld. That is one week!
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