\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/teacher-shows-school-drunk-wearing-pants-sheriff-article-1.1894529 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 if you can't say something nice don't say it at all. of course, that is just if you're going to refer to Oklahoma. if you want to refer to her, well, no depth of English language can express the necessary anecdote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 It was her first day on the job...lol. I wonder how she passed the background check in order to work in a school? Maybe they don't require that in Oklahoma? Yuck...I hope she was at least wearing her underwear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 It was her first day on the job...lol. I wonder how she passed the background check in order to work in a school? Maybe they don't require that in Oklahoma? Yuck...I hope she was at least wearing her underwear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Yes. (channeling Pooj) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 (edited) if you can't say something nice don't say it at all. of course, that is just if you're going to refer to Oklahoma. if you want to refer to her, well, no depth of English language can express the necessary anecdote. Thanks jboyst, I think. I am happy to have my kids in the model school district of our neck of the woods. (Jenks America) Have I ever told yall the story of my trip to the Wagoner, OK (where this story took place) Walmart for a fishing license, New Years morning at 05:30, and the old man in drag at the sporting goods counter, also there to get his fishing license? Oh. My. God. Funniest F'ing thing I have ever seen. It's about an hour southeast of Tulsa, so my buddy and I were nice and red eyed. About 6'3", about 75 years old, dolly Parton wig, dolly Parton breasts, ugly ass flowery dress, mud boots, and rolled on lipstick and makeup. Caught him out of the corner of my eye standing next to me and totally lost it. I looked for my buddy, but he had already seen him and ran down the aisle trying to hold back his laughter. Hallelujah, Holy shiz. Where's the tylenol?!?! I don't even remember if we caught any fish. Good times. Edited August 7, 2014 by THE KIKO MONSTER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJasper Probincrux III Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 and I go back to work in 2 weeks hoping none of my co-workers are even 10% this much of a train wreck. FWIW - it MUST have been hot for teacher, she took off her pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Wow... They start school first week of August in OK? Trying to give the Okie from Muskogee kids a "leg up?" Good luck with that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowery4 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Oi, not in, never. How can my imagination unsee that please. I just ate and think I may have to eat again in a few minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 as i posted on facebook the other day...if i had a nickle every time this happened to me.... http://www.nydailyne...ticle-1.1894529 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 She's a looker!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 I just threw up ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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