FluffHead Posted August 5, 2014 Posted August 5, 2014 He was aboard the international space station performing open heart surgery on a nuclear-powered great white shark while defeating a silver back gorilla in a staring contest. He injured his knee, though, giving Harry Stamper a piggy-back ride back into orbit. Link please
The Big Cat Posted August 5, 2014 Author Posted August 5, 2014 Link please The 2014 incident was well documented in this 1998 hit:
Uncle Monkeyhead Posted August 5, 2014 Posted August 5, 2014 They asked him to keep his distance because the offense was getting distracted by the fact that they had to know where he was at all times... despite being on the sideline on one leg. Bravo!!!!!
YoloinOhio Posted August 5, 2014 Posted August 5, 2014 (edited) BTW, did the team ever disclose how he got injured? im sure they sent the deets directly to Why So Serious. He's holding out on us. Edited August 5, 2014 by YoloinOhio
Miyagi-Do Karate Posted August 5, 2014 Posted August 5, 2014 In all seriousness, I am worried about Kiko. I heard that they couldn't even perform the surgery because the knife kept breaking when it touched his skin.
FluffHead Posted August 5, 2014 Posted August 5, 2014 They said he tore his knee working out. If you really want the details, the knee gave way as a result of 72 straight hours of love making.
chris heff Posted August 5, 2014 Posted August 5, 2014 Read that Kiko isn't going to show until the Bills move to One Bills Drive. He's running from Oregon as part of his rehab.
The Big Cat Posted August 5, 2014 Author Posted August 5, 2014 Read that Kiko isn't going to show until the Bills move to One Bills Drive. He's running from Oregon as part of his rehab. If that's the case, he should have arrived in Orchard Park several minutes after the injury.
1B4IDie Posted August 6, 2014 Posted August 6, 2014 im sure they sent the deets directly to Why So Serious. He's holding out on us. Not worried. I already got a copy.
WickedGame Posted August 6, 2014 Posted August 6, 2014 If you rearrange the letters in "Kiko Alonso," it spells "I broke Tony Moeaki." For real.
transient Posted August 6, 2014 Posted August 6, 2014 If you rearrange the letters in "Kiko Alonso," it spells "I broke Tony Moeaki." For real. Actually, I've heard that if you dare to rearrange the letters in "Kiko Alonso" he will show up at your door and literally rip your face off.
Gugny Posted August 6, 2014 Posted August 6, 2014 Actually, I've heard that if you dare to rearrange the letters in "Kiko Alonso" he will show up at your door and literally rip your face off. But I also heard that if you just move to the left or right a little bit, he'll run right past you.
PromoTheRobot Posted August 6, 2014 Posted August 6, 2014 Some team player he is. Another pre-Madonna. So he was Madonna before Madonna?
Nanker Posted August 6, 2014 Posted August 6, 2014 Cindy Lauper? Hardly. He was Hercules before there was Zeus.
transient Posted August 6, 2014 Posted August 6, 2014 Cindy Lauper? Hardly. He was Hercules before there was Zeus. He was the son that came before the father? Inconceivable... were we not discussing the legend, himself.
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