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Be warned my fellow Bills fans

there are pirates at our shores

Two of them have flapping heads

The third, hairspray galore

 

Their supposed leader clapped and cheered

when Norwood broke our hearts

Now his PR man inked a letter

with a Bullsh*t reading off the charts

 

He comes with claims of loyalty

and crap tunes from the eighties

At one time deemed a heartthrob

by our less discerning ladies

 

His plan to keep the team in town

developed overnight

Should have stuck to that script from the get go

At least Trump got that part right

 

While our Billionaires negotiate,

And there looms a battle in the courts

He says he's committed to western New York,

Disregard the guy from MAPLE LEAF Sports;

 

I believe in evolution

but not in Santa Claus

Let's not fall victim to his ruse

our last words, "et tu, Jaws?"

 

This week we celebrate enshrinement

of the legend Andre Reed

Whose comments "off the record"

should serve should serve as our new creed

 

Nobody likes a two face

Not many like anchovies

Now everybody all at once

"Man, F* Bon Jovi!"

 

Whether sitting by yourself

or with a friendly crowd

Shout out "F* Bon Jovi"

and make our city proud

 

When near a live TV feed

Project it nice and loud!

Let's hear a hearty "F* Bon Jovi"

Now that's Talking Proud!

 

When at a game, the Today Show

or Presidential Innauguration;

It's on you to yell "F* Bon Jovi"

As the voice of all Bills Nation

 

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