JB from ROC Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Be warned my fellow Bills fans there are pirates at our shores Two of them have flapping heads The third, hairspray galore Their supposed leader clapped and cheered when Norwood broke our hearts Now his PR man inked a letter with a Bullsh*t reading off the charts He comes with claims of loyalty and crap tunes from the eighties At one time deemed a heartthrob by our less discerning ladies His plan to keep the team in town developed overnight Should have stuck to that script from the get go At least Trump got that part right While our Billionaires negotiate, And there looms a battle in the courts He says he's committed to western New York, Disregard the guy from MAPLE LEAF Sports; I believe in evolution but not in Santa Claus Let's not fall victim to his ruse our last words, "et tu, Jaws?" This week we celebrate enshrinement of the legend Andre Reed Whose comments "off the record" should serve should serve as our new creed Nobody likes a two face Not many like anchovies Now everybody all at once "Man, F* Bon Jovi!" Whether sitting by yourself or with a friendly crowd Shout out "F* Bon Jovi" and make our city proud When near a live TV feed Project it nice and loud! Let's hear a hearty "F* Bon Jovi" Now that's Talking Proud! When at a game, the Today Show or Presidential Innauguration; It's on you to yell "F* Bon Jovi" As the voice of all Bills Nation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsZubaz Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Well. Done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnwalter Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 (edited) a bold way to kick off your TBD career Edited August 3, 2014 by johnwalter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB from ROC Posted August 3, 2014 Author Share Posted August 3, 2014 Thanks! Long time lurker...just feeling a little poetic this afternoon and don't think my wife and kids the right audience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezeMafia Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Bon Jovi's letter in the news way, way to late. He should have been advised better to get in front of the backlash from Bills Nation. I mean, really JBJ? Really? You really thought by simply partnering up with folks to buy the Bills that you would be welcome with open arms? Like I said, you should have been advised much better. Your letter and any vote of confidence about not moving the Bills if you lead the winning bid should have been published the same day you announced you were inputting a bid. Even then however with who you decided to dance with Bills Nation still would have not trusted you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PO'14 Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 YAWN! Fred Jackson said he had Bon Jovi songs on his Ipod list....Good enough for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 The nice thing about all this Bon Jovi hatred is that I've hated him for his "music" for nigh on 30 years now. So hating on him now, it's not like I'm going out of my way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Player Available Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 The nice thing about all this Bon Jovi hatred is that I've hated him for his "music" for nigh on 30 years now. So hating on him now, it's not like I'm going out of my way... AKA corporate schlock rock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 AKA corporate schlock rock He's still better than Tom Petty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PO'14 Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 U GET ME HIGH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taro T Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Be warned my fellow Bills fans there are pirates at our shores Two of them have flapping heads The third, hairspray galore Their supposed leader clapped and cheered when Norwood broke our hearts Now his PR man inked a letter with a Bullsh*t reading off the charts He comes with claims of loyalty and crap tunes from the eighties At one time deemed a heartthrob by our less discerning ladies His plan to keep the team in town developed overnight Should have stuck to that script from the get go At least Trump got that part right While our Billionaires negotiate, And there looms a battle in the courts He says he's committed to western New York, Disregard the guy from MAPLE LEAF Sports; I believe in evolution but not in Santa Claus Let's not fall victim to his ruse our last words, "et tu, Jaws?" This week we celebrate enshrinement of the legend Andre Reed Whose comments "off the record" should serve should serve as our new creed Nobody likes a two face Not many like anchovies Now everybody all at once "Man, F* Bon Jovi!" Whether sitting by yourself or with a friendly crowd Shout out "F* Bon Jovi" and make our city proud When near a live TV feed Project it nice and loud! Let's hear a hearty "F* Bon Jovi" Now that's Talking Proud! When at a game, the Today Show or Presidential Innauguration; It's on you to yell "F* Bon Jovi" As the voice of all Bills Nation Has a nice rhythm to it when sung to "pop goes the weasel" or Allan Sherman's "I hate the Beatles." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohiostyle Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 He's still better than Tom Petty. I'm just gonna pretend I didn't read that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 I'm just gonna pretend I didn't read that No worries as you'll see it again from DCT. to the OP and welcome to the board Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artmalibu Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 (edited) Its great that he wants to keep the Bills in Buffalo, I dont see him being a liar. If he did any investigation he would have figured that Buffalo is a better place to have the team anyway. Edited August 3, 2014 by artmalibu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PO'14 Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 I didnt see anything posted here, but Fred Jackson was interviewed on the FAN 590 and was asked about Bon Jovi music. He said it was out of his control and that he had Bon Jovi songs on his playlist. FREDEX is the man....this thread sux! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 (edited) somewhere Petrino is shedding a tear at the legacy he has left behind Edited August 3, 2014 by The Poojer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Linen Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Its great that he wants to keep the Bills in Buffalo, I dont see him being a liar. If he did any investigation he would have figured that Buffalo is a better place to have the team anyway. Too bad he never actually says he's keeping the team in Buffalo, therefor won't be called a liar. Further exacerbating the known feeling he would move the team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billshank Redemption Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Props OP, F Bon Jovi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET1062 Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 We now have a song to add to your ode, thanks to Thom Cich. https://soundcloud.com/thomcich/fod-jbj-nsfw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bills1218 Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 This is really outstanding. At the end of the day, we know Pegula will keep the team here and JBJ might not. A bird in the hand, and all that... Go Bills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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