\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted August 1, 2014 Posted August 1, 2014 http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/mom-of-two-tests-sex-toys-professionally-article-1.1887165
Johnny Hammersticks Posted August 1, 2014 Posted August 1, 2014 She'd probably want to use those things on you. That said...yes I would.
Dante Posted August 1, 2014 Posted August 1, 2014 I'm sure she could monetize this even more with some sore of web cam site.
Chef Jim Posted August 1, 2014 Posted August 1, 2014 As long as I don't have to pronounce her last name.
DJasper Probincrux III Posted August 1, 2014 Posted August 1, 2014 The Luis Suarez nipple clamp is the funniest thing I have ever seen.
boyst Posted August 1, 2014 Posted August 1, 2014 something about her just does it for me to say "meh" to "ew." Maybe the thick thighs, maybe the two kids she's popped out, maybe that she's rather average. But, I still would, because I have done worse.
Jon in Pasadena Posted August 4, 2014 Posted August 4, 2014 She couldn't handle me...she's only used to getting 15 O's per week.
Gugny Posted August 5, 2014 Posted August 5, 2014 She couldn't handle me...she's only used to getting 15 O's per week. You're right. The sudden drop to "zero with a realistic chance of zero more" would be a shock to her.
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 5, 2014 Posted August 5, 2014 You're right. The sudden drop to "zero with a realistic chance of zero more" would be a shock to her. ROTFLMAO! Pure Gug Gold right there! Ha! Send her right into hysterics! Grab the dildo stat!
Jon in Pasadena Posted August 5, 2014 Posted August 5, 2014 (edited) ROTFLMAO! Pure Gug Gold right there! Ha! Send her right into hysterics! Grab the dildo stat! Ohhhhh....so that's what Mr. McGuire was talking about! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsrLHP26zvk You're right. The sudden drop to "zero with a realistic chance of zero more" would be a shock to her. I'd aim to send her count negative. Make her forget some she'd already had with those infernal devices. Edited August 5, 2014 by Jon in Pasadena
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 5, 2014 Posted August 5, 2014 (edited) at the responses and absofreakinglutely. as an old Army buddy of mine was fond of saying: "Hey mother, want another?" Edited August 5, 2014 by joesixpack
PastaJoe Posted August 5, 2014 Posted August 5, 2014 She couldn't handle me...she's only used to getting 15 O's per week. She'd go from O's to Oh No's.
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 6, 2014 Posted August 6, 2014 pass Same here... For obvious reasons I would rather not state!
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