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I'm going to petition for everyone to make sure that they put "rocker" in scare-quotes henceforth, where the term applies to one Jon Bongiovi.

 

To neglect this request is to irrevocably offend real rockers, everywhere.

 

We will also accept "so-called rocker," "hairspray addict," and "noted clown."

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Or eyebrow waxing, two-faced, band mate backstabbing, greedy bottom-line worshipping, Jerry Jones humjob giving "so-called rocker" Jon Bon Jovi if you care to use his full title.

 

Viva Sambora!!

Posted (edited)

Sambora was playing that banal, music for the Malls of America, Desmond Child song-doctored crap with just as much enthusiasm as Jonny BJ.

Edited by HoF Watkins
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