CountryCletus Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 Somebody should probably swing over and see if he's alright...
DC Tom Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 Somebody should probably swing over and see if he's alright... I'll go. I need to take a shower anyway.
BillsFanM.D. Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 I'll go. I need to take a shower anyway. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 29, 2014 Author Posted July 29, 2014 So? Did Shower Junkie make his morning "I really need a shower" request today? Nope, no shower request thus far today. It is only noon though. I haven't even seen him outside, and he's usually motoring around out there doing "crackish" stuff. I did get a chance to speak to the landlord yesterday, however, as he was getting in his truck to leave. I explained to him the situation, and he apologized to me. He said something to the effect of "well all those scumbags are getting booted anyway." Prior to speaking with the landlord, I overheard him screaming at one or two of the guys about paying rent on time. We'll see...
Gugny Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 I can't believe so many people find this to be a joking matter. Poor Johnny Hammersticks.
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 29, 2014 Author Posted July 29, 2014 I can't believe so many people find this to be a joking matter. Poor Johnny Hammersticks. It actually is very entertaining to me. Now that he is no longer coming over to my house, that is. I was kinda hoping there for a second that he would flip out on me, and I would have to test drive that aluminum t-ball bat I have next to the door.
CountryCletus Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 It actually is very entertaining to me. Now that he is no longer coming over to my house, that is. I was kinda hoping there for a second that he would flip out on me, and I would have to test drive that aluminum t-ball bat I have next to the door. Next time he comes over... You need to video record the exchange... It will help in court, but lost importantly, I think we all deserve a little video of this douche-nozzle.... You owe us this!!! Lol
The Poojer Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 that seems a bit disturbing to me...why do you WANT to inflict pain on someone who is obviously dealing with something serious, albeit self inflicted(allegedly)...me personally, I would have called the authorities immediately if not sooner It actually is very entertaining to me. Now that he is no longer coming over to my house, that is. I was kinda hoping there for a second that he would flip out on me, and I would have to test drive that aluminum t-ball bat I have next to the door.
mead107 Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 I tell you Johnny, you should go fix the shower it is the neighborly thing to do.
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 29, 2014 Author Posted July 29, 2014 that seems a bit disturbing to me...why do you WANT to inflict pain on someone who is obviously dealing with something serious, albeit self inflicted(allegedly)...me personally, I would have called the authorities immediately if not sooner Beating heroin junkies with a baseball bat is not for everyone, Pooj. Let's not be judgmental.
CountryCletus Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 Beating heroin junkies with a baseball bat is not for everyone, Pooj. Let's not be judgmental. Perhaps he's stricken with a serious illness... Play whack-a-mole with an ill person- pretty sure that buys you an all expense paid, one way trip to hell.... Hahaha
Gugny Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 Beating heroin junkies with a baseball bat is not for everyone, Pooj. Let's not be judgmental. As long as you plan to eat him, I'm fine with it.
Nanker Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 Should have asked Snowboard Dude if the shower was really broken. That way you'd know if ShowerBoy was jiving you. He might just be creeped out by the funk his pals left hanging around and wants a clean hose down. If it were me, I'd never let him in my house again, and I wouldn't hesitate to call the cops on them. You could notify the authorities anyway so your concerns would be noted if something bad we're to happen. On the other hand, go fix their shower. It'll give you more insight to the situation.
LB3 Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 Should have asked Snowboard Dude if the shower was really broken. That way you'd know if ShowerBoy was jiving you. He might just be creeped out by the funk his pals left hanging around and wants a clean hose down. If it were me, I'd never let him in my house again, and I wouldn't hesitate to call the cops on them. You could notify the authorities anyway so your concerns would be noted if something bad we're to happen. On the other hand, go fix their shower. It'll give you more insight to the situation. JH, just be sure that if you're going to do the bolded that you get a tetanus shot first... and maybe use some gloves... or why don't you just put on a whole body condom...or possibly a Hazmat suit if you can get your hands on one....or maybe just say f em and stay home and eat a calzone.
DC Tom Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 Anyone else have this image of Jesse Pinkman walking up to JH's door, screaming "Yo, shower me, B word!"
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 I can't believe so many people find this to be a joking matter. Poor Johnny Hammersticks. Yeah... Just wait till they get booted. I hope all will be well and they don't lash back.
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 The thing that confuses me or I missed-- why can't he take a shower at the landlord's place? There could be many reasons. The situation is rather sad IMO. I know the guy's an addict and all, but somebody has to love him or care about him somewhere... Every person has a parent/somebody somewhere that might have cared for them @ one time. I know I am getting all sappy, but it is pretty disturbing. Maybe he seeks the comfort of something he lost? I wonder what his relationship is with his parents/loved ones? I know being a helper soul is not up everybody's alley... That doesn't mean, giving into him and granting his shower wishes either... I hope he finds peace somewhere.
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 29, 2014 Author Posted July 29, 2014 JH, just be sure that if you're going to do the bolded that you get a tetanus shot first... and maybe use some gloves... or why don't you just put on a whole body condom...or possibly a Hazmat suit if you can get your hands on one....or maybe just say f em and stay home and eat a calzone. I'm not going over to their house ever again! Fix their shower for them? Shirley you can't be serious. I'm pretty sure the kid got the message. I saw him across the street this afternoon, and he waved to me. Hopefully he has realized that he was acting like a douche. I made it clear to him (without being mean or threatening) that he was no longer allowed to shower at my house. Case closed for now...
Gugny Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 I'm not going over to their house ever again! Fix their shower for them? Shirley you can't be serious. I'm pretty sure the kid got the message. I saw him across the street this afternoon, and he waved to me. Hopefully he has realized that he was acting like a douche. I made it clear to him (without being mean or threatening) that he was no longer allowed to shower at my house. Case closed for now... wuss.
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 I'm not going over to their house ever again! Fix their shower for them? Shirley you can't be serious. I'm pretty sure the kid got the message. I saw him across the street this afternoon, and he waved to me. Hopefully he has realized that he was acting like a douche. I made it clear to him (without being mean or threatening) that he was no longer allowed to shower at my house. Case closed for now... Too late... You had a bite of the burger and downed the brew! ;-P :-O
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