ExiledInIllinois Posted July 27, 2014 Posted July 27, 2014 Lots of hippies, and TONS and TONS of white trash. The former, while sometimes stinky, tend to be very friendly and productive members of the community. The latter....well....you know. We had neighbors in the 1960's and 1970's that were hippies... Sold roses on the corner of the street... They eventually hit the 1980's and their 30's... Had children and took their business into a distributorship. You would have thought they were the reincarnation of Ronald Reagan. One time my mother ran into one of them... They were teens and 20's when my siblings and I were young. He was was asking her for advice on how to handle his child that was giving him fits! My how the worm has turned... Things come full cirlce.
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 27, 2014 Author Posted July 27, 2014 Affluent snowboarders waste their lives away with heroin. Schmucks. One shower maximum. Did you let him use your Bills loofah ? Haha...let's just say at least he came with his own towel/washcloth/soaps. If not, I probably would have burnt all of the linens in the bathroom. Oh yeah, and he's a Patriots fan.
CountryCletus Posted July 27, 2014 Posted July 27, 2014 Haha...let's just say at least he came with his own towel/washcloth/soaps. If not, I probably would have burnt all of the linens in the bathroom. Oh yeah, and he's a Patriots fan. Time to lather the tub with dish soap and then welcome him in...
DC Tom Posted July 27, 2014 Posted July 27, 2014 Oh yeah, and he's a Patriots fan. "Can I use your shower?" "No. You're a Pats fan. No amount of bathing will ever get you clean."
CountryCletus Posted July 27, 2014 Posted July 27, 2014 "Can I use your shower?" "No. You're a Pats fan. No amount of bathing will ever get you clean." LMFAO!
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 28, 2014 Author Posted July 28, 2014 Update: Monday 6:45am and I hear a knocking at the door. Daughter wakes up and wife (super pissed off) goes to tend to her. I peek out the window, and sure enough, it's shower boy. After getting the baby back to sleep, we lay down and try to squeeze in another hour or so worth of sleep. At around 8:00 my son wakes up and wants breakfast. I walk down the stairs, and who is sitting on my front porch steps? Shower boy....sweating, shaking, and looking "crackish." I opened the front door, and as he began to beg to use the shower I said "No more showers. If you set foot on my property ever again I am going to call the police. Now get the fugg out of here before I really lose my temper." He left without a word.
DC Tom Posted July 28, 2014 Posted July 28, 2014 Update: Monday 6:45am and I hear a knocking at the door. Daughter wakes up and wife (super pissed off) goes to tend to her. I peek out the window, and sure enough, it's shower boy. After getting the baby back to sleep, we lay down and try to squeeze in another hour or so worth of sleep. At around 8:00 my son wakes up and wants breakfast. I walk down the stairs, and who is sitting on my front porch steps? Shower boy....sweating, shaking, and looking "crackish." I opened the front door, and as he began to beg to use the shower I said "No more showers. If you set foot on my property ever again I am going to call the police. Now get the fugg out of here before I really lose my temper." He left without a word. You might want to call the police - and an ambulance - regardless. This guy seems to have a serious medical issue that needs addressing.
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 28, 2014 Author Posted July 28, 2014 Like sand through the hour glass.... Seriously! I just want this nightmare to end!
Gugny Posted July 28, 2014 Posted July 28, 2014 Beerball PM'd me and said your bathtub is too slippery.
CountryCletus Posted July 28, 2014 Posted July 28, 2014 Beerball PM'd me and said your bathtub is too slippery. Did you respond with concern for his sweatiness and his apparent signs of withdrawl? Betty Ford is on hold...
DC Tom Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 Next time he begs for a shower, hit him with the garden hose.
BuffaloBill Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 Frankly, at this point, I would be tempted to call the cops. I could see this guy breaking into your house to take a shower (as odd as that sounds). Maybe he has some bizarre shower fetish.
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 Maybe he has some bizarre shower fetish. Not to joke... JH is a psych, there has to be something clicking there with dude, JH's shower, and the "comfort zone" the addict seeks. I feel sorry for him... But Tom and JR are right, time for interevntion w/the cops/ambulance.
Beerball Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 Beerball PM'd me and said your bathtub is too slippery. Did you respond with concern for his sweatiness and his apparent signs of withdrawl? Betty Ford is on hold... !@#$ all of you, I just wanted a !@#$ing shower. pissants.
CountryCletus Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 Lol!!!! Little does JH know- Beerball is just busting his ass building a hue deck for the landlord... The fight broke out over an debate of real wood vs composite... Next is the interior remodel...
DC Tom Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 So? Did Shower Junkie make his morning "I really need a shower" request today?
LB3 Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 The longer JH goes without updating this the more I assume he's being held hostage by a smelly tweeker.
The Poojer Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 pretty sure he isn't very far from being ground up and in the freezer The longer JH goes without updating this the more I assume he's being held hostage by a smelly tweeker.
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