Beerball Posted July 25, 2014 Posted July 25, 2014 http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/news/local/aberdeen-doctors-find-sex-toy-in-woman-that-had-been-there-for-10-years-1.489434
BuffaloBill Posted July 25, 2014 Posted July 25, 2014 Problem here really is that if it were a gag and handcuffs that Gugny had stuck on him we would be better off. That vibrator stuck in the never, never lands just makes him excitable.
CountryCletus Posted July 25, 2014 Posted July 25, 2014 I don't buy it... How do you forget about a F toy after sex, but know it was 10 years ago when you last used it???
DC Tom Posted July 25, 2014 Posted July 25, 2014 I don't buy it... How do you forget about a F toy after sex, but know it was 10 years ago when you last used it??? "Oh, THAT'S where that went! I've been looking for that..."
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted July 25, 2014 Posted July 25, 2014 5 inch nails? must have been some potent drugs they were on to forget
Gugny Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 Mine was a suppository that just didn't melt. At least Beerball TOLD me it was a suppository.
CountryCletus Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 More like DEPOSIT-ory... To be withdrawn at a later date...
Security Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 I only go as far as saving a french fry in my flavor saver beard.
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 I don't buy it... How do you forget about a F toy after sex, but know it was 10 years ago when you last used it??? Cocaine is hell of a drug!
CountryCletus Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 Cocaine is hell of a drug! 10 years!!!!????? My god!!!! I forgot to pay the electric once.... But leaving a rubber Johnson upinyazzz I can't even fathom that...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 I've heard of pieces fruit being lost in the act, but that causes problems a lot faster
Beerball Posted July 30, 2014 Author Posted July 30, 2014 I've heard of pieces fruit being lost in the act, but that causes problems a lot faster Hang on, Gugny is preparing his coconut, pineapple & watermelon story.
Guffalo Posted July 31, 2014 Posted July 31, 2014 My wife had the pleasure of working in the ER for over 10 years in a NYC hospital. Some of the items found in the "canals" would stun you. One time a patient came in with a bedspring protruding from his "exit port". Somehow he had driven himself in and explained that he was at a party, smoked some weed and would up like this. The x-ray showed very clearly that the spring was well up there into the soft tissue of his body. It turned out he had several punctures in the linings of his rectum which required surgery. A quick thinking doctor was passing by and saw the image on X-ray, the soft, muted shape of the pelvic bones, separated by the distinct image of the bedspring. He quipped, "Its kinda early for this, but that is the worst case of spring fever I have seen in a while"
Gugny Posted July 31, 2014 Posted July 31, 2014 My wife had the pleasure of working in the ER for over 10 years in a NYC hospital. Some of the items found in the "canals" would stun you. One time a patient came in with a bedspring protruding from his "exit port". Somehow he had driven himself in and explained that he was at a party, smoked some weed and would up like this. The x-ray showed very clearly that the spring was well up there into the soft tissue of his body. It turned out he had several punctures in the linings of his rectum which required surgery. A quick thinking doctor was passing by and saw the image on X-ray, the soft, muted shape of the pelvic bones, separated by the distinct image of the bedspring. He quipped, "Its kinda early for this, but that is the worst case of spring fever I have seen in a while" I hope they didn't bounce him from room to room before they finally took care of him.
Chef Jim Posted August 1, 2014 Posted August 1, 2014 My wife had the pleasure Whoa nellie. I stopped reading right there. You just keep those kinds of stories between you and the little lady.
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