truth on hold Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 (edited) Sex on the beach: In porn and cocktails, it has potential. Out of context, it'll just get you arrested. A Florida couple learned that the hard way Sunday afternoon, after they had a little frolic in front of an audience at Cortez Beach in Bradenton, according to the Smoking Gun. Jose "Benny" Caballero, 39, and Elissa Alvarez, 20, face charges of lewd and lascivious behavior after upset beach goers reported them to police. One witness, a grandmother who was there with her grandkids, filmed part of their escapades and shared it with local media, who aired an edited version of the clip, in which Alvarez appears astride her companion. She said the couple carried on for 25 minutes, then took a dip in the water and passed out on their beach towel. When they woke up, they allegedly started to go at it again. http://www.huffingto...tml?cps=gravity Edited July 23, 2014 by Joe_the_6_pack
CountryCletus Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 I must be getting old... The part that caught me off guard was the age difference...
BuffaloBill Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 I must be getting old... The part that caught me off guard was the age difference... You forgot people still do it?
truth on hold Posted July 23, 2014 Author Posted July 23, 2014 (edited) I think perhaps they mistook the beach for the presidential luxury suite . With beds made of sand for enhanced love making, and a salt water bathtub to clean up after Edited July 23, 2014 by Joe_the_6_pack
CountryCletus Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 You forgot people still do it? If like to see HIS spreadsheet That is not a metaphor.... Crap- how do I delete...
BuffaloBill Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 Go get some as posting here late at night = spreadsheets
truth on hold Posted July 23, 2014 Author Posted July 23, 2014 Talk about a rooster block. Damn, granny. i like how they went at it for 25 mins. i could see someone gettting carried away for a few seconds and then say lets go somewhere else ... but geez banging away 25 mins on a public beach
Deranged Rhino Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 i like how they went at it for 25 mins. i could see someone gettting carried away for a few seconds and then say lets go somewhere else ... but geez banging away 25 mins on a public beach Booze and/or drugs can be wonderful blinders. I'm assuming they were not sober... but I didn't read the whole article.
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 (edited) Booze and/or drugs can be wonderful blinders. I'm assuming they were not sober... but I didn't read the whole article. The female is under 21. Isn't that another charge if she wasn't sober Edited July 23, 2014 by ExiledInIllinois
bbb Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 From a link in that story, this couple (hot chick and Steve Perry) went at it for 30 minutes at Treaure Island three years ago. She seems to be doing well. She's on linked in, etc.: Not her first mug shot, either.............She has since graduated from FSU:
Shamrock Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 One witness, a grandmother who was there with her grandkids, filmed part of their escapades and shared it with local media, who aired an edited version of the clip, in which Alvarez appears astride her companion. Is the grandmother complaining or planning to sell...
BuffaloBill Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 Not her first mug shot, either.............She has since graduated from FSU: Isn't the former a prerequisite of the latter?
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 who hasn't had sex on the beach? or at least in the water chest deep? INVASION OF PRIVACY I tell you. damn twitterers Would ya? Hell yes
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 From a link in that story, this couple (hot chick and Steve Perry) went at it for 30 minutes at Treaure Island three years ago. She seems to be doing well. She's on linked in, etc.: Not her first mug shot, either.............She has since graduated from FSU: Damn, he's a pimp!
mead107 Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 25 Minutes WOW! I did not know people did it that long.
CountryCletus Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 25 Minutes WOW! I did not know people did it that long. That's why they got arrested! By the SEX POLICE
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