CountryCletus Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Actually, marriage doesn't diminish your sex life nearly as much as having kids. Ever since my second child was born...well...you get the picture. WORD!!! We hit a slump for 2-3 years... Maybe 4-5, lol... We just got that fired back up a few months ago... I deleted all my spreadsheets... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Actually, marriage doesn't diminish your sex life nearly as much as having kids. Ever since my second child was born...well...you get the picture. Get the picture?? If your wife doesn't stop calling me so much, MY wife is going to get suspicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Get the picture?? If your wife doesn't stop calling me so much, MY wife is going to get suspicious. Nah.... Your wife checks in with me every day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 the last bit was self gratification Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 We've now expanded the sextracker to include graphs!!!! I can't wait to see the pie charts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 you said pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Miner Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 He should work on his VLookups Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 He should work on his VLookups I think you meant "Vhookups" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 I'm going to start keeping a chart of my own only if I don't have to include names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Marriage sure sounds great. Marriage IS great if you do it right. Tell me about it. Spreadsheet. Anyone with half a brain knows a Gantt chart is the proper way to track marital abstinence. I use MS Project, myself. Actually, a Gantt chart is probably the solution because instead of tracking what already happened, then can schedule what will happen. Now, in fairness, I'm not a big fan of scheduled sex, but if they can put it on a schedule and she can see the milestones that are coming, perhaps she can better plan and prepare and... Ahhh, screw it. This chick just doesn't want to screw her husband. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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