\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/angry-husband-sends-wife-excel-spreadsheet-detailing-sex-starved-month-article-1.1874792 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Why didn't I think of that during our dry spell!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 I can say this.... I'm sure he aint getting any for a LOOOOOONG time now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 7/22/14..... NO..... See reports... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Men lie, women lie. Numbers don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Why didn't I think of that during our dry spell!!! I think you meant to PM this to JBoyst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 I can say this.... I'm sure he aint getting any for a LOOOOOONG time now Exactly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Funny thing is, she is the one who publicized it on Reddit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Marriage sure sounds great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 I think you meant to PM this to JBoyst. LMFAO!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmokinES3 Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Sounds like he needs a newer model... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 I hate !@#$ing spreadsheets. Anyone who would--in their spare time, not for work--make a spreadsheet is a douchebag. I take the woman's side on this. She should leave him. He can go make love to his laptop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 He can go make love to his laptop. Perhaps he already is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Perhaps he already is I bet he's making a pivot table at this very moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 I bet he's making a pivot table at this very moment. Or a hairy keyboard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 I hate !@#$ing spreadsheets. Anyone who would--in their spare time, not for work--make a spreadsheet is a douchebag. I take the woman's side on this. She should leave him. He can go make love to his laptop. Hahahaha- you hate F'ing spreadsheets.... That's exactly what that was... A F'ing (or lack of F'ing) spreadsheet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 I hate !@#$ing spreadsheets. Anyone who would--in their spare time, not for work--make a spreadsheet is a douchebag. I take the woman's side on this. She should leave him. He can go make love to his laptop. Tell me about it. Spreadsheet. Anyone with half a brain knows a Gantt chart is the proper way to track marital abstinence. I use MS Project, myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Tell me about it. Spreadsheet. Anyone with half a brain knows a Gantt chart is the proper way to track marital abstinence. I use MS Project, myself. Well your wife does think having sex with you is about as exciting as yet another project. Though she tells us that at least in this case the project is finished quickly and never goes long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Song that just popped into my head while thinking about this thread: "Can I Borrow a Feeling" by Milhouse's Dad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Marriage sure sounds great. Actually, marriage doesn't diminish your sex life nearly as much as having kids. Ever since my second child was born...well...you get the picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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