boyst Posted September 21, 2014 Posted September 21, 2014 Cutler @ NYJ Jeffrey @ NYJ Ball @ Sea Forte @ NYJ Miller v KC 97 points needed 20 pts per player I ain't sweatin. But, I thought I benched Andre Johnson for Cooks. Left some points there. I spend maybe 5 minutes looking at info or free agency charts to find my lineup.
boyst Posted September 22, 2014 Posted September 22, 2014 (edited) Gary is destroying me. I need the Bears to outscore the Falcons if I am going to win this one. Fred Stiffarm nearly scored 200 pts. ****. Edited September 22, 2014 by jboyst62
FireChan Posted September 22, 2014 Posted September 22, 2014 Kelvin Benjamin catching a 40 yard TD pass from Derek Anderson in garbage time to put me in the lead. This is what dreams are made of.
Gary M Posted September 22, 2014 Posted September 22, 2014 Gary is destroying me. Finally got the right guys on the field. Luck had a nice outing!!
Deranged Rhino Posted September 22, 2014 Author Posted September 22, 2014 Finally got the right guys on the field. Luck had a nice outing!! And the best part is, your butt-whooping of me isn't even over! It's going to get worse tonight. We will have our revenge, but for now, nice game.
Gary M Posted September 23, 2014 Posted September 23, 2014 And the best part is, your butt-whooping of me isn't even over! It's going to get worse tonight. We will have our revenge, but for now, nice game. Still in last place!!!
Deranged Rhino Posted September 23, 2014 Author Posted September 23, 2014 PPP FANTASY LEAGUE UPDATE With three weeks in the books, the League of PPP Gentlemen has a five-way tie for first place. When Boyst heard he was in a five-way, he got far too excited. Week 3 saw a few blowouts and surprises, none more so than the absolute ass-kicking Fred Stiff Arm (aka Gary) delivered to the formerly unbeaten Frozen F*ck Lizards. It wasn't just a win, it was a statement as Gary put up the second highest total of the year with 177 points. STANDINGS 1. Frozen F*ck Lizards 2-1 466pts 2. FireChan 2-1 441pts 3. Overanalyze 2-1 400pts 4. Ray's Left Hook 2-1 376pts 5. HireChan 2-1 347pts 6. Hazed 1-2 428pts 7. The Moral Crusaders 1-2 404pts 8. Super Nova 1-2 402pts 9. DeathDealers 1-2 400pts 10. Fred's Stiff Arm 1-2 372pts WEEK 4 GAMES Frozen F*ck Lizards vs Hazed: The Lizards continue to spiral in the wake of All Day going All Cray and beating more kids than he has TDs. Forced to rely on a patchwork backfield with Bernard on a bye, the Lizards will struggle against Hazed's dangerous roster. Drew Brees playing Dallas's shaky secondary should give Hazed enough points to squish the Lizards, even with Josh Gordon blazing with Bell and Welker on the sidelines. Moral Crusaders vs Fred's Stiff Arm: Rob's Crusaders are facing a tough test as Gary's Stiff Arm has seemingly found the winning formula. Both teams are facing bye week decisions, but the Crusaders find themselves with the opportunity to spring the upset. With Gates should score a lot this week and, with some help from the 9ers D shutting down Foles, the Crusaders could pull off the surprise upset. Death Dealers vs Super Nova: OC's Dealers need a win over the exiled Luka's Novas. Both teams are desperate, but losing to an exile would be too much shame for OC to bear. The first week of byes will hurt OC's chances as both D.Thomas and Floyd are out, forcing him to lean on Bowe and Jennings at WR. That's a losing formula, especially when Luka has Megatron going against the JESTS' terrible secondary. This one could get ugly, folks. FireChan vs Ray's Left Hook: Fire Chan loses Peyton to the bye week but replaces him with Rivers against the Jags. That might be the best bye week play of the year, and it should keep things interesting against Boyst's Left Hook. Boyst has his share of players on a bye week, but he graced the league with his presence and adjusted his lineup early to compensate. The computer thinks this one will be a blowout, I think it's closer than that. Expect to see Chan make this a game. Overanalyze vs HireChan: This should be the game of the week, both teams are 2-1 and both teams are potential championship contenders. However, both teams are facing terrible bye week plays, no one more so than Andrew's Overanalyze. With both AJ Green and Lynch on the shelf, Overanalyze is banking on its deep roster to pull them through. HireChan is relying on Brady rebounding... which, I think we can all agree, makes us hate HireChan. For that reason, I'm going with Overanalyze to pull off the upset.
boyst Posted September 25, 2014 Posted September 25, 2014 Why am I having to go on the waiver wire to claim a player?
Rob's House Posted September 25, 2014 Posted September 25, 2014 OK, this is why I hate fantasy. I'm looking forward to a merciless beat down of the Texans on Sunday. My friend is from Houston and I have visions of enjoying his glorious tears as Fred Jackson decimates the Texan defense, and then what do I see. My scumbag opponent, fuggin Gary, has Fred Jackson on his roster. My vicarious glory will now be tempered by the knowledge that it's aiding the enemy. Mother!@#$ing !@#$!
Deranged Rhino Posted September 25, 2014 Author Posted September 25, 2014 Why am I having to go on the waiver wire to claim a player? The waiver wire should be down, unless you're trying to pick up a player who was dropped during the weekend. Something like that. OK, this is why I hate fantasy. I'm looking forward to a merciless beat down of the Texans on Sunday. My friend is from Houston and I have visions of enjoying his glorious tears as Fred Jackson decimates the Texan defense, and then what do I see. My scumbag opponent, fuggin Gary, has Fred Jackson on his roster. My vicarious glory will now be tempered by the knowledge that it's aiding the enemy. Mother!@#$ing !@#$! I hear you. That is the definite down side to it all. My other league is with family -- all Bills fans for the most part -- and I'm the only one without a Bill on my team (though not for lack of effort). Week in and week out I'm somehow playing a Bill. It gets old.
boyst Posted September 25, 2014 Posted September 25, 2014 OK, this is why I hate fantasy. I'm looking forward to a merciless beat down of the Texans on Sunday. My friend is from Houston and I have visions of enjoying his glorious tears as Fred Jackson decimates the Texan defense, and then what do I see. My scumbag opponent, fuggin Gary, has Fred Jackson on his roster. My vicarious glory will now be tempered by the knowledge that it's aiding the enemy. Mother!@#$ing !@#$! I signed TJ Graham just to get rid of EJ Manuel.
Gary M Posted September 25, 2014 Posted September 25, 2014 OK, this is why I hate fantasy. I'm looking forward to a merciless beat down of the Texans on Sunday. My friend is from Houston and I have visions of enjoying his glorious tears as Fred Jackson decimates the Texan defense, and then what do I see. My scumbag opponent, fuggin Gary, has Fred Jackson on his roster. My vicarious glory will now be tempered by the knowledge that it's aiding the enemy. Mother!@#$ing !@#$!
OCinBuffalo Posted September 25, 2014 Posted September 25, 2014 (edited) Death Dealers vs Super Nova: OC's Dealers need a win over the exiled Luka's Novas. Both teams are desperate, but losing to an exile would be too much shame for OC to bear. The first week of byes will hurt OC's chances as both D.Thomas and Floyd are out, forcing him to lean on Bowe and Jennings at WR. That's a losing formula, especially when Luka has Megatron going against the JESTS' terrible secondary. This one could get ugly, folks. You may want to check again. Bowe is no longer on this team. Neither are a whole bunch of other people. I've been doing the best I can with an auto-drafted team that didn't pick a RB until the 3rd round. It's my fault they were auto-drafted, but, last week I managed to put up this league's biggest blowout thus far on the board, and that's including overcoming Matty Ice's 29 damn points. I'm not saying anything, other than: I'm working on it. Edited September 25, 2014 by OCinBuffalo
boyst Posted September 25, 2014 Posted September 25, 2014 You may want to check again. Bowe is no longer on this team. Neither are a whole bunch of other people. I've been doing the best I can with an auto-drafted team that didn't pick a RB until the 3rd round. It's my fault they were auto-drafted, but, last week I managed to put up this league's biggest blowout thus far on the board, and that's including overcoming Matty Ice's 29 damn points. I'm not saying anything, other than: I'm working on it. I sent you a proposal. Maybe a chance to land an RB.
OCinBuffalo Posted September 25, 2014 Posted September 25, 2014 I sent you a proposal. Maybe a chance to land an RB. Sorry dude. It was a reasonable offer. I appreciate it. But I just can't do that one, largely because of what I think will happen with the RBs I have.
boyst Posted September 25, 2014 Posted September 25, 2014 Sorry dude. It was a reasonable offer. I appreciate it. But I just can't do that one, largely because of what I think will happen with the RBs I have. ill throw in TJ Graham
Deranged Rhino Posted September 25, 2014 Author Posted September 25, 2014 ill throw in TJ Graham ...Too soon?
FireChan Posted September 29, 2014 Posted September 29, 2014 Stop the fight! Greg up 130 points on Hazed and it's only Sunday afternoon.
boyst Posted September 29, 2014 Posted September 29, 2014 I am projected to only lose 2 more games this season looking at matchups. I think it goes thru 13 weeks. If I win this matchup I'll have 3 losses. Hmm. I got lucky.
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