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You sound like a pusher. Pot cures everything but you won't answer anything. Just list every disease known to man and say that pot cures it. How much per click are you getting paid?

 

It's measured in ounces, pounds and kilos, not clicks.

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Translation: Scratchy nipples.

 

Anyway let's get this thread back on track. Bob knows a little already but my tied for fifth cousin Brenda is sick with something strange. It started with nausea and sometimes puking. I know everyone gets sick sometimes but not Brenda. Anyway it kept happening to her. It wasn't just a few days, but it wasn't every day. It would seem to go away and then it would come back. Then it pretty much stopped but other weird stuff started to happen. Some of it really weird.

 

Can pot help?

Sounds like demonic possession probably from no one saying bless you after she sneezed - pot will not remove the demon but will mellow him out and give him a case of the munchies which will allow you to feed her hot cross buns which will drive the demon out into a herd of swine which can then be cured.
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Medical marijuana laws may reduce painkiller overdoses

 

By Saundra Young, CNN

updated 4:23 PM EDT, Mon August 25, 2014

 

http://www.cnn.com/2....html?hpt=hp_t2

 

From the article

 

States that have legalized marijuana for managing chronic pain have significantly fewer deaths from prescription painkiller overdoses each year, according to a new study published Monday in JAMA Internal Medicine...

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"We found there was about a 25% lower rate of prescription painkiller overdose deaths on average after implementation of a medical marijuana law," lead study author Dr. Marcus Bachhuber said.

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Chronic Pain And The Therapeutic Benefits Of Medical Cannabis

 

http://www.medicaljane.com/2014/06/13/chronic-pain-and-the-theraputic-benefits-of-medical-cannabis/

 

From the article

 

The fact that these receptors are found in the two major body systems responsible for producing the sensation of pain, the immune system and the nervous system is what gives cannabis its therapeutic relevance in the chronic pain space.

 

Additionally, and importantly, there are a lack of cannabinoid receptors in the brainstem region, the area of the brain responsible for controlling breathing, thus the dangerous side effect of respiratory depression found with high dose opioid use, is not a factor in cannabis therapy.

 

In practical application, cannabis therapy can be used in conjunction with other chronic pain therapies. In his clinical practice, Dr. Rabe reports, “We have many patients who come in on higher doses of opioid medications. Through using cannabis, in conjunction with other therapies, they are able to lower their daily opioid requirement.”

 

 

This is a fairly recent overview/study of the subject

 

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3820295/

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Please just give us the punchline already or stop with this lame pregnant cousin Brenda tale. This is your 4th try at getting someone to bite.

 

Brenda can't be pregnant. She has been isolated for months for her own protection....long story. Other than Beerboy bringing her groceries I don't think she has seen anyone. Anyway her other symptoms have nothing to do with pregnancy unless pregnancy can cause people to speak funny voices in other languages but whatever. You want to sell pot and that's that. I get it. If you don't want to tackle Brenda's complex issues then how about an easy one? My hamster Sammy has the runs. Can pot help?

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Brenda can't be pregnant. She has been isolated for months for her own protection....long story. Other than Beerboy bringing her groceries I don't think she has seen anyone. Anyway her other symptoms have nothing to do with pregnancy unless pregnancy can cause people to speak funny voices in other languages but whatever. You want to sell pot and that's that. I get it. If you don't want to tackle Brenda's complex issues then how about an easy one? My hamster Sammy has the runs. Can pot help?

 

You let Beerball near Brenda and left them alone together? I hate to break this to you, but Brenda doesn't have an illness and Sammy probably doesn't have the runs. They've got a case of the Shawshanks. They're planning an escape from your estate! I'd start by checking every wall in your home, be sure to pay close attention to any new posters on the wall -- particularly if they're posters of sultry women -- most likely there's a hole behind it.

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You let Beerball near Brenda and left them alone together? I hate to break this to you, but Brenda doesn't have an illness and Sammy probably doesn't have the runs. They've got a case of the Shawshanks. They're planning an escape from your estate! I'd start by checking every wall in your home, be sure to pay close attention to any new posters on the wall -- particularly if they're posters of sultry women -- most likely there's a hole behind it.

 

I'll be on the lookout. But don't worry about the Beerboy Brenda thing. I might be violating Hippo or something but Beerboy had a reverse vasectomy which I think makes him shoot backwards thus no worries.

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I'll be on the lookout. But don't worry about the Beerboy Brenda thing. I might be violating Hippo or something but Beerboy had a reverse vasectomy which I think makes him shoot backwards thus no worries.

 

At least you're on top of it. That's good to know. I'll let you know if I hear anything from my "friends above", they have an interest in Beerboy though I haven't figured out why yet. But I did get an idea from your last post, what if you slipped some of that fizzy-weed-drink into Beerboy's normal nightcap and then question him? He'll spill the beans in no time under the influence of Mary Jane.

 

And it might even help cure Beerboy of some of his ailments. It's a win-win.

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At least you're on top of it. That's good to know. I'll let you know if I hear anything from my "friends above", they have an interest in Beerboy though I haven't figured out why yet. But I did get an idea from your last post, what if you slipped some of that fizzy-weed-drink into Beerboy's normal nightcap and then question him? He'll spill the beans in no time under the influence of Mary Jane.

 

And it might even help cure Beerboy of some of his ailments. It's a win-win.

 

Dually noted.

 

Some of his ailments? Why not all of them?

 

 

P.S. Is "Pot has Cannaboids" starting to sound eerily similar to "Brawndo has electrolytes" to anyone other than me?

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At least you're on top of it. That's good to know. I'll let you know if I hear anything from my "friends above", they have an interest in Beerboy though I haven't figured out why yet. But I did get an idea from your last post, what if you slipped some of that fizzy-weed-drink into Beerboy's normal nightcap and then question him? He'll spill the beans in no time under the influence of Mary Jane.

 

And it might even help cure Beerboy of some of his ailments. It's a win-win.

 

I thought he was under the influence of Brenda and her love tunnel not some interloper called Mary Jane.

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Clinical endocannabinoid deficiency (CECD) revisited: Can this concept explain the therapeutic benefits of cannabis in migraine, fibromyalgia, irritable bowel syndrome and other treatment-resistant conditions?

 

30-Jun-2014

http://www.ncbi.nlm....pubmed/24977967

 

From the Conclusion section of the report

 

Subsequent research has confirmed that underlying endocannabinoid deficiencies indeed play a role in migraine, fibromyalgia, irritable bowel syndrome and a growing list of other medical conditions. Clinical experience is bearing this out. Further research and especially, clinical trials will further demonstrate the usefulness of medical cannabis. As legal barriers fall and scientific bias fades this will become more apparent.

 

 

This is also an interesting article

Cannabinoid Deficiency May Explain A Variety Of Health Conditions

 

http://www.medicalja...lth-conditions/

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After posting this information over the last few weeks and seeing the replies, in my opinion, cannabinoid deficiency MUST lead to the inability to absorb new information.

 

If you are coming late into this thread, please see the original post and please watch the video. It explains so much. https://www.youtube....h?v=XfO_MpDm5kc

 

For those with a short attention span, this video is under 4 and one half minutes. Doesn't have the visual aids but Dr Melamede does a great job explaining endocannabinoids.

 

 

Remember too that this information is meant to be a starting point. It does not mean that the solution to every problem mentioned here is to smoke a joint. In some cases the research reports mention blocking a cannabinoid receptor as the key. Some treatments call for a particular cannabinoid, some call for the whole plant. Choosing the wrong cannabis strain for treatment may make the health problem worse. Please do your own research.

 

Also, these postings are not some money making scheme. The only money that I have ever made on cannabis has been in the stock market. Since we are over 5 years into our medical cannabis period in Michigan, we have covered a lot of ground regarding cannabis and health. I was just hoping that what I could share here might help someone in the future. That's it, that is my entire scheme.

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A Glossary to Help in Deciphering the Research Studies

 

Thanks to poster 'in vivo' at the Michigan Medical Marijuana Association board, here is a glossary of terms with wiki links. The research reports that I linked to above use a lot of unfamiliar terms, at least to most of us. You might find this helpful.

 

http://michiganmedic...44364-glossary/

 

From the link

 

An agonist is a chemical that binds to some receptor of a cell and triggers a response by that cell. Agonists often mimic the action of a naturally occurring substance. Whereas an agonist causes an action, an antagonist blocks the action of the agonist and an inverse agonist causes an action opposite to that of the agonist.

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