Chef Jim Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 The key is to smoke some pot after you smoke the pot. Or take an opiate. Those are very relaxing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 Why are the anti pot guys so paranoid ? The rest of the world isn't gonna find out you jerked off to Alex Trebek as youngsters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 Why are the anti pot guys so paranoid ? Do you smoke weed? Just wondering because you sound paranoid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 Do you smoke weed? Just wondering because you sound paranoid. I do whatever I want in moderation. It's not that hard. Goes for everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 I do whatever I want in moderation. It's not that hard. Goes for everything. Yeah, you're paranoid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 Yeah, you're paranoid. Zzzzzzzzzz, nothing to be paranoid of. I'm not smoking synthetic weed or taking pills prescribed by my "Doctor" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 Zzzzzzzzzz, nothing to be paranoid of. I'm not smoking synthetic weed or taking pills prescribed by my "Doctor" You better not be in SoCal, not when the real thing is so available. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 (edited) You better not be in SoCal, not when the real thing is so available. You want readily available. Come to Oaksterdam and Bezerkely. This is no exaggeration. As soon as you get out of the car in Berkeley it smell like someone ran over a skunk. Edited March 25, 2016 by Chef Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 You want readily available. Come to Oaksterdam and Bezerkely. This is no exaggeration. As soon as you drive get out of the car in Berkeley it smell like someone ran over a skunk. No wonder one of my coworkers just moved there. Explains a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 (edited) No wonder one of my coworkers just moved there. Explains a lot. I go to concerts at The Fox in Oakland a few times a year. I like to be up front "on the rail" so I have to get there early to wait in line. Going tonight actually. Anyway the parade of stoners is comical. These two guys come by a couple week ago. Dreds, guitars, open containers and smelling of skunk. They play a bit (not too bad) and someone asks their name. No lie, the mandolin player said his name was Circles. Of course the old dude that I am had to say "Hmm, I'm partial to squares myself" Went right over his stoned head. Edited March 25, 2016 by Chef Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 I go to concerts at The Fox in Oakland a few times a year. I like to be up front "on the rail" so I have to get there early to wait in line. Going tonight actually. Anyway the parade of stoners is comical. These to guys come by a couple week ago. Dreds, guitars, open containers and smelling of skunk. They play a bit (not too bad) and someone asks their name. No lie, the mandolin player said his name was Circles. Of course the old dude that I am had to say "Hmm, I'm partial to squares myself" Went right over his stoned head. :lol: That's fantastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 I do whatever I want in moderation. It's not that hard. Goes for everything. So how many prostitutes have you dismembered? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 I just got a new iPad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 I just got a new iPad I would have thought you would have preferred a new maxi-pad instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbb Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 Does anyone know how I can cure my sneezing after taking a few whiffs of pepper that is supposed to cure my paranoia after smoking pot? I took some Zyrtec D to quit sneezing after taking the few whiffs of pepper that is supposed to cure my paranoia after smoking pot - but now it's making me pee a lot. What can I do about peeing a lot? The key is to smoke some pot after you smoke the pot. Maybe I'll just try this. So how many prostitutes have you dismembered? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 I took some Zyrtec D to quit sneezing after taking the few whiffs of pepper that is supposed to cure my paranoia after smoking pot - but now it's making me pee a lot. What can I do about peeing a lot? Maybe I'll just try this. Get a bigger urostomy bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 So how many prostitutes have you dismembered? Not a big fan of the prostitutes. I pay for mine thru cheese plates, wine, and whatever other girly shttttt girls like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 Not a big fan of the prostitutes. I pay for mine thru cheese plates, wine, and whatever other girly shttttt girls like. Chicks dig the skunk jacket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/white-house-cannabis-protest_us_57005b38e4b083f5c607de1e Hundreds of people who support marijuana legalization got high in front of the White House on Saturday in a demonstration aimed at getting cannabis removed from the federal government’s most serious category of illegal drugs. The mass protest, led by DCMJ, a D.C.-based marijuana group whose activists could be spotted wearing distinctive red, smurf-like ski hats, called for President Barack Obama to take marijuana off the list of Schedule I of the Controlled Substances Act. The federal government classification given to the “most dangerous drugs” lumps marijuana in with more serious drugs like heroin, bath salts and LSD, allowing it to be prosecuted aggressively. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbb Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 Damn - it seems like bath salts had a short run.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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