Jauronimo Posted July 17, 2014 Posted July 17, 2014 (edited) And then howard dean said: "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" I also would've accepted: "And I got drafted by St. Louis, picked up by Cincinatti, then I went to the Buffalo, and now I'm coming to Tennessee and whenLockergetshurtcausehealwaysdoes BYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! Starting QUARTERBACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Edited July 17, 2014 by Jauronimo
Gugny Posted July 18, 2014 Posted July 18, 2014 "Every tackle our defense made in Buffalo was THIS FAR PAST THE FIRST DOWN MARKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Maury Ballstein Posted July 18, 2014 Posted July 18, 2014 And then the Buffalo Bills gave me a suitcase with 24 Millllllllllion in it !!!! Whooooooooo !
BringBackFergy Posted July 18, 2014 Posted July 18, 2014 "Ryan Fitzpatrick to the haunted corn maze...stat"
ExWNYer Posted July 18, 2014 Posted July 18, 2014 (edited) GIMME DA COOKIES!!!!! Edited July 18, 2014 by ExWNYer
DDD Posted July 18, 2014 Posted July 18, 2014 (edited) For the last time dammit, I went to H-A-R-V-A-R-D! Edited July 18, 2014 by DDD
Mark Vader Posted July 18, 2014 Posted July 18, 2014 "This is how I will look when I see Mario Williams coming at me."
transient Posted July 18, 2014 Posted July 18, 2014 I know I suck, but killing me is NOT the answer! Just put the gun down, little girl, and I swear I'll go dash the hopes of Houston fans for a while. I promise I'll never play for the Titans again if you just please let me live!
PastaJoe Posted July 18, 2014 Posted July 18, 2014 Pick me, pick me! I swear I'm better at dodgeball!
Tipster19 Posted July 18, 2014 Posted July 18, 2014 Run, the gig is up! They found out that I have been impersonating as a QB!
Rocky Landing Posted July 18, 2014 Posted July 18, 2014 "I SAID, d = 6 + vt - 16t2 whereas velocity equals 48 feet per second and t equals 1.3! What's so hard about that!!!"
need therapy Posted July 18, 2014 Posted July 18, 2014 (edited) "For the last time, I am NOT Zach Galifianakis!!!" Edited July 18, 2014 by need therapy
Clippers of Nfl Posted July 18, 2014 Posted July 18, 2014 "Compared to the average Bills fan, my brain is thiiiiiiiisss much bigger"
Best Player Available Posted July 19, 2014 Posted July 19, 2014 What did I do then? I kissed Buddy's Arse, my agent, and coach Gailey!!
boyst Posted July 19, 2014 Posted July 19, 2014 (edited) I still am a Ryan Fitzpatrick fan. The guy is a great guy. I just read the Wikipedia article about him. Dude power cleaned 325 for his nfl pro day. That's !@#$ing impressive. Also, I love the picture chosen for him: After lengthy write up about his smarts... As is the case for most incoming NFL rookies, Fitzpatrick took the Wonderlic Test. Fitzpatrick supposedly recorded a 50 on the test in nine minutes, signifying a perfect score.[4] According to a The Wall Street Journal report that appeared in the September 30, 2005, edition, Fitzpatrick scored a 48 on the exam, not a 50—still considered an exceptionally high score, but the claim that he completed the test in nine minutes is accurate. While his actual score is unknown, he has acknowledged that he left at least one question blank.[5] As the Wonderlic score is the number of correct answers to 50 questions, the best he could have scored would be a 49. To date, Fitzpatrick has the highest Wonderlic Test score ever achieved among NFL quarterbacks. His photo makes him look like a tard. Edited July 19, 2014 by jboyst62
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