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Did I mention that my planned super-villain lair will be guarded by bears? No, really. My wife's in charge of that aspect.

 

("I can't wait until we move to the mountains so I can feed the animals. We'll have foxes in our backyard. And deer. And bears." "Uh...yeah, honey? You don't feed the bears.")

 

That would work, but not as well as my piranha-stocked moat.

 

you don't feed the deer either, at least not on purpose. we have sticks with hanging irish spring soap all over our gardens and having dogs helps. so far, so good but I've seen them eat every twig of vegetation in other spots. the local agricultural extension agent recommends "lead poisoning" to solve the problem.

 

Irish Spring? Really? I'm wondering if it would work as deer repellant if I used it to wash my truck.

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That would work, but not as well as my piranha-stocked moat.

 

 

Irish Spring? Really? I'm wondering if it would work as deer repellant if I used it to wash my truck.

http://homeguides.sfgate.com/use-irish-spring-soap-repel-garden-pests-97701.html. obviously, it works because of the smell. I guess deer don't like leprechauns. unless the deer are bothering your parked truck, I don't think it will work. deer whistles on your bumper ?

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http://homeguides.sfgate.com/use-irish-spring-soap-repel-garden-pests-97701.html. obviously, it works because of the smell. I guess deer don't like leprechauns. unless the deer are bothering your parked truck, I don't think it will work. deer whistles on your bumper ?

 

It figures that deer are racist against leprechauns - I've never trusted those beady-eyed, Cervine bastards. Besides, deer whistles produce a pitch which is likely to be above their hearing threshold, so I'd probably be better off rigging a PA speaker inside my grill and connecting it to my CD player, where I can play a mixed disc of bear growls while traversing the Texas backwoods.

 

Seriously though - I had never heard of using Irish Spring to ward off herbivorous mammals before.

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It figures that deer are racist against leprechauns - I've never trusted those beady-eyed, Cervine bastards. Besides, deer whistles produce a pitch which is likely to be above their hearing threshold, so I'd probably be better off rigging a PA speaker inside my grill and connecting it to my CD player, where I can play a mixed disc of bear growls while traversing the Texas backwoods.

 

Seriously though - I had never heard of using Irish Spring to ward off herbivorous mammals before.

human hair is supposed to work also. my wife said "ewww!" as if she'd never had her hair cut. we went with the soap.

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human hair is supposed to work also. my wife said "ewww!" as if she'd never had her hair cut. we went with the soap.

:lol:

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My favorite thing on Twitter last night:

 

Gets you suspended from school:

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Gets you an invitation to the White House:

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Well done.

 

We are seriously raising a nation of puzzies that lack common sense, judgement and courage.

 

The next major war crisis where we have to reach down deep and so something extraordinary us and the rest of the democracy freedom living world are screwed. Instead of paratrooping into Normandy or storming pelileu our future generations are going to say it's not fair and ask for safe spaces.

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SAD!!!

It is sad.

 

You never let a serious crisis go to waste. And what I mean by that it's an opportunity to do things you think you could not do before.

Rahm Emanuel

I am sure all the yahoo's calling for the banning of guns will be disarming their bodyguards any day now.

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It is sad.

 

 

I am sure all the yahoo's calling for the banning of guns will be disarming their bodyguards any day now.

Yes. I think Hillary will be holding a news conference this very day where she will tell all that she's ordered her Secret Service agents to not carry firearms while they are protecting her. If not today, then certainly it will be tomorrow. But if by chance she doesn't get around to it then, it'll be coming... soon. No doubt about it.

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Yes. I think Hillary will be holding a news conference this very day where she will tell all that she's ordered her Secret Service agents to not carry firearms while they are protecting her. If not today, then certainly it will be tomorrow. But if by chance she doesn't get around to it then, it'll be coming... soon. No doubt about it.

 

If she was to do that, then who'd protect her from all that sniper fire?

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Yes. I think Hillary will be holding a news conference this very day where she will tell all that she's ordered her Secret Service agents to not carry firearms while they are protecting her. If not today, then certainly it will be tomorrow. But if by chance she doesn't get around to it then, it'll be coming... soon. No doubt about it.

Like she'd even talk to her escort.

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This has also turned into a Clinton bashing thread? Think about that next time I'm accused of derailing a thread ha ha

 

Got Hypocrisy?

Pretty much every thread can be turned on her. That's how bad she is.

Well, if she doesn't actually speak to Huma I bet she "reads" her lips.

Now if it were Huma and maybe a Palin the visual would be much nicer.

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Pretty much every thread can be turned on her. That's how bad she is.

 

Now if it were Huma and maybe a Palin the visual would be much nicer.

And pretty much every thread he derails. That's how bad he is.

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