LB3 Posted July 24, 2014 Posted July 24, 2014 I'm gonna guess he has some nasty foot fungus that is keeping him out. Best bet is he contracted it from Doug Legursky after Nigel Bradham stole his shower flip flops as retribution for a prior wet willy. Sounds legit to me.
Captain Caveman Posted July 24, 2014 Posted July 24, 2014 I'm gonna guess he has some nasty foot fungus that is keeping him out. Best bet is he contracted it from Doug Legursky after Nigel Bradham stole his shower flip flops as retribution for a prior wet willy. That's not all going to fit in the box. I'll mark down flip flop / foot related illness
johnwalter Posted July 24, 2014 Posted July 24, 2014 If Glenn is out, this season is a huge uphill climb (knowing Alonso is out) yes, an uphill climb into giving the browns a top-ten pick
Nanker Posted July 24, 2014 Posted July 24, 2014 I'm going with: paper cut. Those things can be n-a-s-t-y! Might be weeks before he can suit up and start practicing.
The Big Cat Posted July 24, 2014 Posted July 24, 2014 pink eye. Remember Costas at the Olympics? Ew. That was a result of botched Botox.
YoloinOhio Posted July 24, 2014 Posted July 24, 2014 That was a result of botched Botox. Oh. I went with the NBC version.
Doc Posted July 24, 2014 Posted July 24, 2014 Hey, maybe everybody should take a wild guess and we can have a box pool to determine the winner. Sounds like a good idea.
snamsnoops Posted July 24, 2014 Posted July 24, 2014 (edited) Too much time spent at the beach in the off-season. He is still trying to clean all the sand out of his VA JJ! Edited July 24, 2014 by snamsnoops
FluffHead Posted July 24, 2014 Author Posted July 24, 2014 Too much time spent at the beach in the off-season. He is still trying to clean all the sand out of his VA JJ!. Say it to his face!
HalftimeAdjustment Posted July 24, 2014 Posted July 24, 2014 (edited) Chikungunya? Edited July 24, 2014 by HalftimeAdjustment
FluffHead Posted July 24, 2014 Author Posted July 24, 2014 It must be some really bad foot fungus. Dareus and branch have passed the conditioning test. No word on Glenn
chris heff Posted July 24, 2014 Posted July 24, 2014 It must be some really bad foot fungus. Dareus and branch have passed the conditioning test. No word on Glenn Were did you get the info on Dareus and Branch?
Doc Posted July 24, 2014 Posted July 24, 2014 Were did you get the info on Dareus and Branch? Mike Rodak tweet. So he missed 4 TC practices. Doomed.
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