Beerball Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 http://www.crushplate.com/2014/07/rabid-deer-attacks-woman-outside-liquor.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 The deer was last seen strapped to the hood of Country Cletus' 1984 F150. When asked if he realized the animal was sick, Country Cletus replied "Yessum...but we love ribs...when the officer said the deer has him ribs, I done figured my youngins could snack on them ribs for days". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 I blame the schools... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 I blame the schools... And Obama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 The deer was last seen strapped to the hood of Country Cletus' 1984 F150. When asked if he realized the animal was sick, Country Cletus replied "Yessum...but we love ribs...when the officer said the deer has him ribs, I done figured my youngins could snack on them ribs for days". You forgot Country Cletus sold that F150 to Mrags and they have been feuding ever since. It seems Country Cletus left a few meth production chemicals under the seat and poor Mrags has been mentally sick from them ever since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowery4 Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 MMMMM yummy green foam, comes with it's own gravy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 (edited) And so the zombie apocalypse begins. LOL Edited July 11, 2014 by BillsFan-4-Ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 The deer was last seen strapped to the hood of Country Cletus' 1984 F150. When asked if he realized the animal was sick, Country Cletus replied "Yessum...but we love ribs...when the officer said the deer has him ribs, I done figured my youngins could snack on them ribs for days". Everyone knows the 1984 F 150 was junk... They also know that deer don't have squat for rib meat... If you guys would like I will bring some venison steaks to the tailgate... Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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