Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 27, 2014 Posted June 27, 2014 This thread sorta reminds me...remember when that former poster SelmonSmith started a thread asking for advice on how to be a better board contributor? Man, did he get roasted in a major way. Haha. Poor kid.
Braedenstearns Posted June 27, 2014 Posted June 27, 2014 This thread sorta reminds me...remember when that former poster SelmonSmith started a thread asking for advice on how to be a better board contributor? Man, did he get roasted in a major way. Haha. Poor kid. lol! I could imagine with this board.
Gugny Posted June 27, 2014 Posted June 27, 2014 This thread sorta reminds me...remember when that former poster SelmonSmith started a thread asking for advice on how to be a better board contributor? Man, did he get roasted in a major way. Haha. Poor kid. Jauronimo was the one who finally did Selmon in. Truly a sad story.
DC Tom Posted June 27, 2014 Posted June 27, 2014 This thread sorta reminds me...remember when that former poster SelmonSmith started a thread asking for advice on how to be a better board contributor? Man, did he get roasted in a major way. Haha. Poor kid. http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/146554-10-things-for-selmon-to-improve-as-a-tbd-user/
BuffaloBill Posted June 27, 2014 Posted June 27, 2014 This thread sorta reminds me...remember when that former poster SelmonSmith started a thread asking for advice on how to be a better board contributor? Man, did he get roasted in a major way. Haha. Poor kid. I had forgotten that saga...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 27, 2014 Posted June 27, 2014 http://forums.twobil...-as-a-tbd-user/ This should be pinned on OTW...one of my favorite threads ever.
mrags Posted June 27, 2014 Author Posted June 27, 2014 http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/146554-10-things-for-selmon-to-improve-as-a-tbd-user/ where the hell was I when this thing went down? Has anyone checked? This kid probably killed himself. Some great posts in that one there. Even JW got into it. And where the hell has apuszczalowski been?
rockpile Posted June 27, 2014 Posted June 27, 2014 Stop your whining. If you're an idiot and 100% wrong all the time, you fit in perfectly here. Friggin' crybaby. +1
Jauronimo Posted June 27, 2014 Posted June 27, 2014 Jauronimo was the one who finally did Selmon in. Truly a sad story. What?? You were the one who was psyching him out about his science test even AFTER he had already taken a very difficult math test that morning. I believe you told him "Oh man, I always bomb afternoon science tests after I take really hard math tests".
DC Tom Posted June 27, 2014 Posted June 27, 2014 where the hell was I when this thing went down? Probably sitting in a corner, whining "Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, guess I'll go eat worms..."
mrags Posted June 27, 2014 Author Posted June 27, 2014 Probably sitting in a corner, whining "Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, guess I'll go eat worms..." bite me
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 27, 2014 Posted June 27, 2014 bite me Luis Suarez and his donkey teeth would oblige.
Mark Vader Posted June 27, 2014 Posted June 27, 2014 where the hell was I when this thing went down? Has anyone checked? This kid probably killed himself. Some great posts in that one there. Even JW got into it. And where the hell has apuszczalowski been? Good question, and whatever happened to Juror # 8?
Gugny Posted June 27, 2014 Posted June 27, 2014 Good question, and whatever happened to Juror # 8? That one truly intrigues me.
Jauronimo Posted June 27, 2014 Posted June 27, 2014 (edited) That one truly intrigues me. He knocked up some woman who refused to do the honorable thing and have a licensed Dr. crush the fetus' tiny head with forceps and that got him in all kinds of trouble with his main squeeze and then I assume she took most of his stuff and his TBD login with it. Edited June 27, 2014 by Jauronimo
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted June 27, 2014 Posted June 27, 2014 i had a poll. It's gone now. Not sure why I see it. could be they moved it to another thread I can vote one way delete it and vote another if you like, holy chit 1 day and 6 pages...... I'm working too hard 70% says u can stay
boyst Posted June 27, 2014 Posted June 27, 2014 (edited) Will you still make pulled pork at the opener .... and bring the blonde? These are important campaign issues, my friend. That was Country Cletus, but I am an idiot, so what do I know? This thread sorta reminds me...remember when that former poster SelmonSmith started a thread asking for advice on how to be a better board contributor? Man, did he get roasted in a major way. Haha. Poor kid. Selmon Smith was just one of a few of that type, probably all the same person. Selmon Smith was derived from two of the supposed persons favorite players. He loved movies and would review them in threads he would create. The best was the Smurf movie. I do not know if he was as bad as Marcel Dareus Power. That guy caused a lot of grief and is the reason YouTube will not embed in the shoutbox. But, I am an idiot, so what do I know? Edited June 27, 2014 by jboyst62
Gugny Posted June 27, 2014 Posted June 27, 2014 He knocked up some woman who refused to do the honorable thing and have a licensed Dr. crush the fetus' tiny head with forceps and that got him in all kinds of trouble with his main squeeze and then I assume she took most of his stuff and his TBD login with it. I'm still sticking with the "he's in jail awaiting trial for murder," theory. That was Country Cletus, but I am an idiot, so what do I know? Selmon Smith was just one of a few of that type, probably all the same person. Selmon Smith was derived from two of the supposed persons favorite players. He loved movies and would review them in threads he would create. The best was the Smurf movie. I do not know if he was as bad as Marcel Dareus Power. That guy caused a lot of grief and is the reason YouTube will not embed in the shoutbox. But, I am an idiot, so what do I know? No ... Country Cletus brought those hamburgers that stuck all over the grill; had an attractive girl, but she wasn't blonde, that I can remember. Mrags had the pulled pork and the knockout blonde who was just part of his crowd. I don't think you were confused because of being an idiot. I think you just spent too much time in that port-a-potty with Beerball. Before that day, I'd never seen two guys spend over an hour in one of those things together.
boyst Posted June 27, 2014 Posted June 27, 2014 (edited) He knocked up some woman who refused to do the honorable thing and have a licensed Dr. crush the fetus' tiny head with forceps and that got him in all kinds of trouble with his main squeeze and then I assume she took most of his stuff and his TBD login with it. I'm still sticking with the "he's in jail awaiting trial for murder," theory. That one truly intrigues me. Knowing what I knew about him combined with what Chef Jim knew I then went to all the counties around Baltimore and searched for criteria fitting crimes and death notices for Juror #8. There were no matching criteria. We actually knew a lot about him; age - roughly, black dude, attorney, etc. There had been no suicides by black men in that area, nor murders of black men of his criteria. There had been no reports of men killing their wife; he was an attorney, it'd have made news. Still, we both tend to believe he offed himself. But, Jim is and idiot, so what do I know? I'm still sticking with the "he's in jail awaiting trial for murder," theory. No ... Country Cletus brought those hamburgers that stuck all over the grill; had an attractive girl, but she wasn't blonde, that I can remember. Mrags had the pulled pork and the knockout blonde who was just part of his crowd. I don't think you were confused because of being an idiot. I think you just spent too much time in that port-a-potty with Beerball. Before that day, I'd never seen two guys spend over an hour in one of those things together. I thought it was Cletus. I was exhausted from the drive and go-go-go that trip. I'll be more rested next year. Maybe I will find a hot blond this year; I haven't dated a blond in a while. It took a lot of sweet talking to charm me in to something so romantic. He had candles and flowers in there for me. Edited June 27, 2014 by jboyst62
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