BLZFAN4LIFE Posted June 19, 2014 Posted June 19, 2014 Watch real football of any kind, including pop warner. Watch hockey, NHL playoffs or regular season, Olympics or NCAA playoffs. Watch MLB playoffs or regular season. Watch NCAA baseball playoffs. Watch NCAA softball. Watch NASCAR. Watch PGA golf. Watch that afro-headed white guy do an oil painting on PBS. Go to the dentist. Cut my toe nails. Change the air filters in my house. Clean dog crap off of my front lawn. Well you get the picture and I don't want to have all of the fun here. What would you guys rather do than sit in front of a TV watching grown men flailing around like an epileptic 4 year old girl at the slightest hint of contact during an epic 1-0 result over 90 plus minutes?
DC Tom Posted June 19, 2014 Posted June 19, 2014 I can't believe I wasted ten seconds reading this post that I could have instead spent watching soccer.
boyst Posted June 19, 2014 Posted June 19, 2014 I can't believe I wasted ten seconds reading this post that I could have instead spent watching soccer. I was smart and just went to your post. Instead of wasting ten seconds I just read yours and only wasted 3 minutes.
Cugalabanza Posted June 19, 2014 Posted June 19, 2014 I was smart and just went to your post. Instead of wasting ten seconds I just read yours and only wasted 3 minutes. I'm having trouble with the math on this. Good thread so far though.
Peter Posted June 20, 2014 Posted June 20, 2014 I can't believe I wasted ten seconds reading this post that I could have instead spent watching soccer. Nice. Well said.
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 20, 2014 Posted June 20, 2014 I'd rather get a blumkin from Megan Fox.
DC Tom Posted June 20, 2014 Posted June 20, 2014 Nats and Atlanta are playing. Time for three hours of watching pudgy guys in polyester pantsuits scratch their balls...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 20, 2014 Posted June 20, 2014 Can I say: "In!" God bless all you guys! Nats and Atlanta are playing. Time for three hours of watching pudgy guys in polyester pantsuits scratch their balls... And just think, baseball in the 1800's was considered "lightning quick." Compared to a cricket match that is...
Miyagi-Do Karate Posted June 20, 2014 Posted June 20, 2014 Actually, watching nascar vs watching soccer is a tough one for me. I think I would go with soccer.
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 20, 2014 Posted June 20, 2014 I can't believe I wasted ten seconds reading this post that I could have instead spent watching soccer. 10 seconds? Hold on there sparky, you missed a lot of action. I'd feel regret too!
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 20, 2014 Posted June 20, 2014 What an insightful post. If you mean me? Hey, I don't pick the colors. Gr8 thread BTW...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted June 20, 2014 Author Posted June 20, 2014 What an insightful post. You come to off the wall for insight? Congratulations!
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 20, 2014 Posted June 20, 2014 You come to off the wall for insight? Congratulations! So what was it? Cut your toe nails or the Côte d'Ivoire game?
LB3 Posted June 20, 2014 Posted June 20, 2014 This is incredible. I was just thinking to myself earlier, "I wonder what BLZFAN4LIFE would rather do than watch the World Cup?" %prayersanswered
NDBUFFCUSEFAN Posted June 20, 2014 Posted June 20, 2014 You come to off the wall for insight? Congratulations! It was a nice way of calling you an idiot.
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 20, 2014 Posted June 20, 2014 Actually, watching nascar vs watching soccer is a tough one for me. I think I would go with soccer. I enjoy watching soccer, but I am with you on the NASCAR thing. I went to several races while living in Charlotte. Honestly, I'd enjoy just as much parking a couple of lawn chairs and a cooler full of beer next to the NYS Thruway. I do enjoy that formula 1 racing though.
DC Tom Posted June 20, 2014 Posted June 20, 2014 It was a nice way of calling you an idiot. Why would you call someone an idiot nicely? Aside from the fact that I own the rights to "you're an idiot," that is.
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted June 20, 2014 Author Posted June 20, 2014 It was a nice way of calling you an idiot. If I want to watch someone struggle to score for 90 minutes I could just watch ndbuffcusefan in action at his local bar.
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