Dante Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Not sure if it's politically or morally correct but it is funny in the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 It wouldn't have been so funny if that dude pulled a Romeo on Julienne and jumped out the window in sympathy thinking she had killed herself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted June 18, 2014 Author Share Posted June 18, 2014 (edited) It wouldn't have been so funny if that dude pulled a Romeo on Julienne and jumped out the window in sympathy thinking she had killed herself. That was a pretty nasty prank he pulled though. He deserved the response. Plus it looked like they were on the 3rd floor. Probably would have just broken a leg or separated a shoulder or two. Edited June 18, 2014 by Dante Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 What would have been better is while he's running down the stairs, the person in the street takes off and hides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 That was a pretty nasty prank he pulled though. He deserved the response. Plus it looked like they were on the 3rd floor. Probably would have just broken a leg or separated a shoulder or two. Doubtful. A fall from 30 feet all but guarantees serious injury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 It wouldn't have been so funny if that dude pulled a Romeo on Julienne and jumped out the window in sympathy thinking she had killed herself. Juliet, that's the name you were looking for. This prank has nothing to do with carrots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Juliet, that's the name you were looking for. This prank has nothing to do with carrots. Ummm dude I know the story is called Romeo and Juliet. There have only been about 300 movies about it and Juliet is usually played by some hussy so I am keenly aware. As usual my reference went over your head. You may or may not be aware that all of those movies are based on a book by William Shakepeare. I'm sure you quit around chapter three but I read the whole thing. The movies tell the story ok so you know they both die at the end. Sorry if I ruined it for anyone, I should have said spoiler alert but the statue of limitations on that one must be gone by now. Anyway Bill Shakespeare could turn a phrase and entitled the last chapter of the book "Romeo on Julienne". The way it went down was that one of them faked their death. I forget which one but it doesn't matter. The other one discovered it and then really offed themselves and then the first one woke up and did it for real this time. Shakespeare ruined any shot he had at a sequel right there, which was dumb but whatever. They don't usually put the name of the chapter in the movie so you wouldn't have seen this. Anyway, the poison they used was arsenic or hemlock, I forget. But back in the day they didn't just let you walk around with that stuff because the king did not want to get poisoned. Anyway Romeo re-labeled his bottle "Julienne" in part to hide the fake item pretending it was a normal ingredient and he was making whatever. Cake I think. He chose Julienne to be the name because he loved Juliet. There were 5 or 6 pages on the painstaking effort he took re-labeling because there were no ink jet printers then or they weren't any good anyway. Boooooring. So the chapter "Romeo on Julienne" is when they die, not Romeo on Hemlock which would have been lame. In the prank I could have seen it ending up the same way but with jumping not poison. Anyway if he jumped it could have been even more literal if he landed right on top of her. Now do you understand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Now do you understand? http://www.incrediblethings.com/home/romeo-julienne-cutting-board/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 http://www.incredibl...-cutting-board/ It is "Romeo on", not "Romeo &" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 It is "Romeo on", not "Romeo &" Leave your porn collection out of the equation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Leave your porn collection out of the equation. Get your mind out of the gunner. "On" in this case means "on drugs", not "on a chick". Remember Romeo was on Julienne like "Ryan is on Pot", not like "code name Posie is on Beerboy". Names and likenesses used in this post are purely fictional and any reference to real persons is unintentional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Get your mind out of the gunner. "On" in this case means "on drugs", not "on a chick". Remember Romeo was on Julienne like "Ryan is on Pot", not like "code name Posie is on Beerboy". Names and likenesses used in this post are purely fictional and any reference to real persons is unintentional. Who is Ryan and why is he a pothead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Who is Ryan and why is he a pothead? Read the fine print. Fine as in small, not as in excellent. You should be familiar with the concept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Juliet is usually played by some hussy Nice reference to the best Juliet ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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