When all else fails, try this excuse

[\GoBillsInDallas/]

http://q13fox.com/2014/05/23/excuses-excuses-bmw-driver-charged-with-indecent-exposure-blames-itchy-manzilian/

[BillsFan-4-Ever]

if you have to manscape "down there" you get what you deserve.

[DC Tom]

if you have to manscape "down there" you get what you deserve.

 

If you call it "manscaping," you should get what he deserves, too.