Campy Posted May 23, 2014 Posted May 23, 2014 You can read the actual filing at http://www.scribd.com/doc/224588492/Blake-Bortles-filing Seems legit.
MarkAF43 Posted May 23, 2014 Posted May 23, 2014 On 5/23/2014 at 2:47 PM, Canadian Bills Fan said: Wow..... CBF I second that. I'm speechless
RuntheDamnBall Posted May 23, 2014 Posted May 23, 2014 On 5/23/2014 at 2:40 PM, Campy said: You can read the actual filing at http://www.scribd.co...-Bortles-filing Seems legit. I'm pretty sure team doctors would have discovered if he were HIV + and that his stock would have plummeted like a lead balloon. Still, between this and Johnny "It's a Small World" Football, I am glad we steered clear of these "upgrades" to our QB position.
YoloinOhio Posted May 23, 2014 Posted May 23, 2014 On 5/23/2014 at 2:52 PM, RuntheDamnBall said: I'm pretty sure team doctors would have discovered if he were HIV + and that his stock would have plummeted like a lead balloon. Still, between this and Johnny "It's a Small World" Football, I am glad we steered clear of these "upgrades" to our QB position. lmao
Wayne Cubed Posted May 23, 2014 Posted May 23, 2014 On 5/23/2014 at 2:52 PM, RuntheDamnBall said: I'm pretty sure team doctors would have discovered if he were HIV + and that his stock would have plummeted like a lead balloon. Still, between this and Johnny "It's a Small World" Football, I am glad we steered clear of these "upgrades" to our QB position. It's a weird day in the US District Court in Florida....
RuntheDamnBall Posted May 23, 2014 Posted May 23, 2014 In case people didn't get this (calling it 50/50 libelous and insane) story: http://deadspin.com/25-million-lawsuit-filed-against-johnny-manziel-is-bat-1580596256 ^^ (Possibly not safe for some works)
C.Biscuit97 Posted May 23, 2014 Posted May 23, 2014 Well Magic got HIV, got bigger, and is now a billionaire who owns the Dodgers. So things might be looking up for Bortles.
YoloinOhio Posted May 23, 2014 Posted May 23, 2014 On 5/23/2014 at 2:59 PM, C.Biscuit97 said: Well Magic got HIV, got bigger, and is now a billionaire who owns the Dodgers. So things might be looking up for Bortles. Better than playing for the Jags. I like his plan.
RuntheDamnBall Posted May 23, 2014 Posted May 23, 2014 On 5/23/2014 at 3:00 PM, YoloinOhio said: Better than playing for the Jags. I like his plan. So basically the plan is: 1) Do the 'roids 2) Get the AIDS 3) ???? 4) Profit!
C.Biscuit97 Posted May 23, 2014 Posted May 23, 2014 On 5/23/2014 at 3:02 PM, RuntheDamnBall said: So basically the plan is: 1) Do the 'roids 2) Get the AIDS 3) ???? 4) Profit!
Campy Posted May 23, 2014 Author Posted May 23, 2014 The part on page 2 where we get into transvestites and broomsticks around "anal areas" was a nice touch.
LB3 Posted May 23, 2014 Posted May 23, 2014 (edited) http://www.sbnation.com/2014/5/23/5744690/johnny-manziel-lawsuit-nude-hot-dog-selfies Edited May 23, 2014 by KikoSeeBallKikoGetBall
Jauronimo Posted May 23, 2014 Posted May 23, 2014 On 5/23/2014 at 3:29 PM, Campy said: The part on page 2 where we get into transvestites and broomsticks around "anal areas" was a nice touch. At first I was skeptical, but the detail on page 2 dispelled all doubt that Bortles is absolutely guilty as charged. Open and shut case.
Mr. WEO Posted May 23, 2014 Posted May 23, 2014 On 5/23/2014 at 2:40 PM, Campy said: You can read the actual filing at http://www.scribd.co...-Bortles-filing Seems legit. You must be from FLorida...
1B4IDie Posted May 23, 2014 Posted May 23, 2014 After seeing Jags fans in action at a game in Jacksonville. This seems about par for the course. The NFL can't move that franchise fast enough IMO.
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