Campy Posted May 23, 2014 Posted May 23, 2014 You can read the actual filing at http://www.scribd.com/doc/224588492/Blake-Bortles-filing Seems legit.
RuntheDamnBall Posted May 23, 2014 Posted May 23, 2014 You can read the actual filing at http://www.scribd.co...-Bortles-filing Seems legit. I'm pretty sure team doctors would have discovered if he were HIV + and that his stock would have plummeted like a lead balloon. Still, between this and Johnny "It's a Small World" Football, I am glad we steered clear of these "upgrades" to our QB position.
YoloinOhio Posted May 23, 2014 Posted May 23, 2014 I'm pretty sure team doctors would have discovered if he were HIV + and that his stock would have plummeted like a lead balloon. Still, between this and Johnny "It's a Small World" Football, I am glad we steered clear of these "upgrades" to our QB position. lmao
Wayne Cubed Posted May 23, 2014 Posted May 23, 2014 I'm pretty sure team doctors would have discovered if he were HIV + and that his stock would have plummeted like a lead balloon. Still, between this and Johnny "It's a Small World" Football, I am glad we steered clear of these "upgrades" to our QB position. It's a weird day in the US District Court in Florida....
RuntheDamnBall Posted May 23, 2014 Posted May 23, 2014 In case people didn't get this (calling it 50/50 libelous and insane) story: http://deadspin.com/25-million-lawsuit-filed-against-johnny-manziel-is-bat-1580596256 ^^ (Possibly not safe for some works)
C.Biscuit97 Posted May 23, 2014 Posted May 23, 2014 Well Magic got HIV, got bigger, and is now a billionaire who owns the Dodgers. So things might be looking up for Bortles.
YoloinOhio Posted May 23, 2014 Posted May 23, 2014 Well Magic got HIV, got bigger, and is now a billionaire who owns the Dodgers. So things might be looking up for Bortles. Better than playing for the Jags. I like his plan.
RuntheDamnBall Posted May 23, 2014 Posted May 23, 2014 Better than playing for the Jags. I like his plan. So basically the plan is: 1) Do the 'roids 2) Get the AIDS 3) ???? 4) Profit!
C.Biscuit97 Posted May 23, 2014 Posted May 23, 2014 So basically the plan is: 1) Do the 'roids 2) Get the AIDS 3) ???? 4) Profit!
Campy Posted May 23, 2014 Author Posted May 23, 2014 The part on page 2 where we get into transvestites and broomsticks around "anal areas" was a nice touch.
LB3 Posted May 23, 2014 Posted May 23, 2014 (edited) http://www.sbnation.com/2014/5/23/5744690/johnny-manziel-lawsuit-nude-hot-dog-selfies Edited May 23, 2014 by KikoSeeBallKikoGetBall
Jauronimo Posted May 23, 2014 Posted May 23, 2014 The part on page 2 where we get into transvestites and broomsticks around "anal areas" was a nice touch. At first I was skeptical, but the detail on page 2 dispelled all doubt that Bortles is absolutely guilty as charged. Open and shut case.
Mr. WEO Posted May 23, 2014 Posted May 23, 2014 You can read the actual filing at http://www.scribd.co...-Bortles-filing Seems legit. You must be from FLorida...
1B4IDie Posted May 23, 2014 Posted May 23, 2014 After seeing Jags fans in action at a game in Jacksonville. This seems about par for the course. The NFL can't move that franchise fast enough IMO.
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