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Reminds me of an old joke.

 

Little kid goes to his/her daddy. Asks, "Why do people go to heaven feet first?" The dad asks why the child would think this, and the child responds, "Well, I heard a lot of screaming last night. When I peaked into yours and mommy's bedroom, I saw mommy on the bed with her feet in the air screaming, 'Oh God! I'm Coming!' She would have gone too if you were not on top of her daddy!"

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"OK Norton. When I bend over, start fu**ing..."

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"damn I wish I had a bigger schlong"

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Reminds me of an old joke. 

 

Little kid goes to his/her daddy.  Asks, "Why do people go to heaven feet first?"  The dad asks why the child would think this, and the child responds, "Well, I heard a lot of screaming last night.  When I peaked into yours and mommy's bedroom, I saw mommy on the bed with her feet in the air screaming, 'Oh God!  I'm Coming!'  She would have gone too if you were not on top of her daddy!"

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:(:lol::lol::lol:

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