Deranged Rhino Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 ...Who don't smoke weed. Unfortunately, they're having a difficult time of it. http://gizmodo.com/the-fbi-is-struggling-to-hire-hackers-who-dont-smoke-we-1579183208 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 And these hackers are not smart enough to say no on the application and figure out how to beat the drug test? I wouldn't hire the dummies either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCinBuffalo Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 The FBI needs to understand the business they are trying to get into. Weed? Weed is the least of their concerns. Wait until they dig a little deeper. If the FBI wants to employ hackers, real hackers, they are going to have to adapt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 And these hackers are not smart enough to say no on the application and figure out how to beat the drug test? I wouldn't hire the dummies either. If our resident pot-heads are anything to go by, they probably think the FBI is stupid for not recognizing the superior intellect and mad skills of pot-heads. When in reality it's probably nothing more than the FBI lacking the budget for that much Doritos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 If our resident pot-heads are anything to go by, they probably think the FBI is stupid for not recognizing the superior intellect and mad skills of pot-heads. When in reality it's probably nothing more than the FBI lacking the budget for that much Doritos. Munchies are overrated. When i smoke i just get tired and sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 If our resident pot-heads are anything to go by, they probably think the FBI is stupid for not recognizing the superior intellect and mad skills of pot-heads. When in reality it's probably nothing more than the FBI lacking the budget for that much Doritos. And the boss comes out at 4:20 every day and says "where the !@#$ are they NOW??" Munchies are overrated. When i smoke i just get tired and sleep When I smoke I get paranoid and close the blinds. Hate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 And the boss comes out at 4:20 every day and says "where the !@#$ are they NOW??" When I smoke I get paranoid and close the blinds. Hate it. Hiding from tbe snipers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 They should track down this guy who hacked uber facts. He's talking a bunch of nonsense and taunting the real owner/proprietor of uber facts and their 6 million followers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCinBuffalo Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 They should track down this guy who hacked uber facts. He's talking a bunch of nonsense and taunting the real owner/proprietor of uber facts and their 6 million followers. Nobody is going to sign up to "track down" something that lulzy. At best: they might try to figure out how it was done, for their own curiosity. You want somebody to go after China, you'll get some takers. As long as you can make it about restricting freedom of any kind, you'll get somebody. Example: You prove the Chinese are supporting Scientology? You'll get a whole crew. You somehow tie going after China, with making fun of Tom Cruise, Scientology, and Oprah? You'll get an army. But remember, it's not your private army. Instead, you want somebody to go after an Epic Troll? Well, this is all there is to say: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keukasmallies Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Need hackers, contract out the job to the Chinese, then buy the data results back from them. It appears they don't need to submit references as they are already hacking most anything they choose in the USA now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Hiding from tbe snipers? No my company CEO. He's way down in SoCal but you never know when he may just pop in. Have I mentioned I hate that ****. And this is from a guy who smoked pretty much every day from 1975-1980. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 No my company CEO. He's way down in SoCal but you never know when he may just pop in. Have I mentioned I hate that ****. And this is from a guy who smoked pretty much every day from 1975-1980. The Barry Sanders/Robert Smith/Terrell Davis of pot smoking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 They should track down this guy who hacked uber facts. He's talking a bunch of nonsense and taunting the real owner/proprietor of uber facts and their 6 million followers. Yeah, tracking down someone who hacked a popular twitter account is a serious national security issue. You !@#$ing twit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 The Barry Sanders/Robert Smith/Terrell Davis of pot smoking. This post only makes sense if you're stoned I guess. Yeah, tracking down someone who hacked a popular twitter account is a serious national security issue. You !@#$ing twit. Tom, Tom he's a stoner not !@#$ing twit. There's a difference. A !@#$ing twit was born that way. A stoner brings it on themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 This post only makes sense if you're stoned I guess. Tom, Tom he's a stoner not !@#$ing twit. There's a difference. A !@#$ing twit was born that way. A stoner brings it on themselves. Good point. Gatorman, birddog...I apologize for lumping you two !@#$ing twits together with Ryan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Good point. Gatorman, birddog...I apologize for lumping you two !@#$ing twits together with Ryan. Ryan doesn't smoke weed though. He's mentioned that here several times.............in all the pot threads.................because those are the only threads he comments in. Coincidence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 (edited) This post only makes sense if you're stoned I guess. Or one could make the simple correlation that these 3 rb's didn't have the longest of careers. Ryan doesn't smoke weed though. He's mentioned that here several times.............in all the pot threads.................because those are the only threads he comments in. Coincidence? Yea I know....let's talk about Karl Rove and Obama that's some real fun. Edited May 22, 2014 by Ryan L Billz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Yea I know....let's talk about Karl Rove and Obama that's some real fun. Did you hear that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Yea I know....let's talk about Karl Rove and Obama that's some real fun. Well it is a politics sub forum... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Well it is a politics sub forum... Stoners............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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