4merper4mer Posted May 13, 2014 Posted May 13, 2014 Reagan imagined Putin on the left and Assad on the right. He then thought of his two friends Smith and Wesson.
DC Tom Posted May 13, 2014 Posted May 13, 2014 Before Twitter, the President was forced to rely on other, more direct means of delivering policy statements.
Jauronimo Posted May 13, 2014 Posted May 13, 2014 "Here's a little gag I learned from Cheney. When he falls a sleep you dip his testicles in a bowl of warm water and eventually he wakes up covered in piss with a gun in his face. Can't wait to see the look on Brady's face."
Azalin Posted May 13, 2014 Posted May 13, 2014 death ray? you call this a death ray? hell, it's not even slowing them down!
DC Tom Posted May 13, 2014 Posted May 13, 2014 "It's fine. Mommy's astrologer said I could pull the trigger."
Deranged Rhino Posted May 13, 2014 Author Posted May 13, 2014 I am surprised by the president's lack of trigger discipline...
DC Tom Posted May 13, 2014 Posted May 13, 2014 I am surprised by the president's lack of trigger discipline... He's of a different era, when a white man from out west was expected to shoot everything...
Deranged Rhino Posted May 13, 2014 Author Posted May 13, 2014 He's of a different era, when a white man from out west was expected to shoot everything... :lol:
TakeYouToTasker Posted May 13, 2014 Posted May 13, 2014 "Ronald Reagan plays Liam Neeson in the Afterlife Production of 'Non-Stop'"
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted May 13, 2014 Posted May 13, 2014 "Most people think that a scope is a liability in close-quarters combat - - but in Hollywood I learned that if you reverse it then nearby targets look far away - - just what the rifle is designed to hit."
/dev/null Posted May 14, 2014 Posted May 14, 2014 75 year old white guy in slacks and a tie with a hunting rifle looks like more of a badass than Obama with his eye protection, ear protection, and Mom-jeans did posing with a skeet gun
Jon in Pasadena Posted May 14, 2014 Posted May 14, 2014 I know I had a mental breakdown. I know I had it in an airplane. I know it looks to you as if the same thing is happening again, but it isn't. I'm sure, it isn't.
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