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[Deranged Rhino]

[Jauronimo]

"you gotta give em both a little a pinch, like this..." Mr. Kerry said to a confused audience while likening his plan to resolve the situation in Ukraine to the foreplay that revived his love life with a ketchup heiress.

[4merper4mer]

Kerry imagined Putin on the left, and Assad on the right. He shut his eyes and remembered his two friends Neil and Bob.

[3rdnlng]

 

Mahoney, is that you?

[Deranged Rhino]

(To all the captions thus far)

:lol:

[DC Tom]

Weary Willie does his best John Kerry impression.

[drinkTHEkoolaid]

"Hmm not as much girth as I was hoping for"

[GG]

Do I get a tossed salad afterwards?

[Keukasmallies]

Yesterday I channeled my first puppy by doing this.