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Did the Bills draft board include ranking by hair length?


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Fully agree. Everytime I opened the thread on drafted players, some Bob Marley look alike opened up! Now we have Spikes, Gilmore, Robey with Watkins, and 2-3 more draft picks that have the dreads!

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this is a ridiculous suggestion, many studies have shown that hair length is uncorrelated to on-feild production.

But studies also show the correlation between hair length and mixing up the letters I and E in simple words.
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This just shows that the Bills know these guys are smart, they know that all that hair makes head to head contact a much softer issue.

Either that or they are planning on selling the team to colo. or washington state and changing the name to the Rastas.

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And the sign says "Long-haired freaky people need not apply"

So I put my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why

He said you look like a fine outstanding young man, I think you'll do

So I took off my hat, I said "Imagine that, huh, me working for you

 

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This just shows that the Bills know these guys are smart, they know that all that hair makes head to head contact a much softer issue.

Either that or they are planning on selling the team to colo. or washington state and changing the name to the Rastas.

If the bills become theRastas and move to Colorado I'm going with!

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