Just in Atlanta Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 (edited) This story has a pun factor 10 on the pun factor scale. His team needs him. He needs to quit acting so shellfish. ...and now he's gonna spend some time in the tank. I'll need to dig my claws into this story before forming a final opinion did he call his lawyer from his shellphone? The lawyer will probably seal the results of that convo. This just proves Winston is real bottom-feeder.//stretchin' it too far So now we know he can't have his crab cake and eat it too. Edited April 30, 2014 by Just in Atlanta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Security Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 About 1 year from Jameis will have all you can eat crab legs until he Vince Young's his cash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 crab legs are a gateway drug ...to lobster tails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Remember the legend of Jameis and the sweet middle school kid with the notebook . . . . http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/9626566/florida-state-quarterback-jameis-winston-legend-making-first-seminoles-snap The kid is doing his best to raise so many red flags before next year's draft. For his own sake, he better get his house in order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Asked what he needs to better his situation after being busted for stealing crab legs, Winston responded, "Melted butter." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just in Atlanta Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Remember the legend of Jameis and the sweet middle school kid with the notebook . . . . http://espn.go.com/c...-seminoles-snap The kid is doing his best to raise so many red flags before next year's draft. For his own sake, he better get his house in order. Don't be so crabby. Asked what he needs to better his situation after being busted for stealing crab legs, Winston responded, "Melted butter." He needs to find a way to get a leg up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 crab legs are a gateway drug Crab legs = lots of butter = Jamarcus Russell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted April 30, 2014 Author Share Posted April 30, 2014 Sporting News @sportingnews 7m UPDATE: Florida State announces Jameis Winston suspended from baseball team - http://bit.ly/R3j4Ni pic.twitter.com/7xDjmEMze1 FSU held a press conference at 2:00. Is it just me or did FSU act 99% more quickly on Crab Gate than they did with his previous allegation? Asked what he needs to better his situation after being busted for stealing crab legs, Winston responded, "Melted butter." The real question is... where are the crab legs right now? Is the evidence on the table? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Security Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Can't wait for away game crab outfits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Dumb kid move. He will learn hopefully. Pretty silly thing and being a star athlete entitles you to nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted April 30, 2014 Author Share Posted April 30, 2014 Dumb kid move. He will learn hopefully. Pretty silly thing and being a star athlete entitles you to nothing. I wonder if he is 1)stupid, 2)entitled, or 3)a bad guySeems like a little thing but so much going on with him. He said he "forgot to pay for it." Meanwhile, football coaches across the country are figuring out how to get their players into other sports to take the offseason suspensions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tu-Toned Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Don't be so crabby. He needs to find a way to get a leg up. Looks like they have him in a real pinch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Jameis, you Old Bay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleveland Rocks? Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 I keep literally laughing out loud at work reading this thread. You guys/gals are hilarious. They said that he was putting together a crab legs and crawfish dinner. He thought he paid at the seafood counter and so he forgot at the cashier. Oops. Anyway, whatever happened to ramen noodles in college? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sodbuster Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 I don't see any way he sidesteps this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted April 30, 2014 Author Share Posted April 30, 2014 He is a hungry, unpaid employee of FSU. I blame the NCAA. He is just a prawn in the game of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob's House Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Turns out they detained him and when they looked in his pants they found he had crabs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted April 30, 2014 Author Share Posted April 30, 2014 Turns out they detained him and when they looked in his pants they found he had crabs. Well he was at Pubix. Oh... PUBLIX. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 lol I posted this for you in your thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 This is totally unfair. The story I've heard is that he was with friends at Publix and they saw a little Chinese girl bawling her eyes out next to a tank and his friend told him that he should go help that crushed asian...It was an honest mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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