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I guarantee that the following will happen in order:

 

1. I will have a few adult beverages while watching.

 

2. I'll be completely against a few specific players.

 

3. They'll end up drafting one of them.

 

4. After we choose him, I'll watch his highlight video, drink the koolaid the front office is selling, and be psyched about it. (This step in the process is greatly tied to step 1.)

That's my gameplan as well.
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1) Dallas breaks the bank for Johnny Football because he's "Jerrah!" (possibly 3 first rounders)

2) Browns get Bridgewater with their 2nd 1st round pick

3) Bills do NOT go TE at #9

 

I hope Jerry calls OBD and offers a couple ones and a couple twos so they can slide up and get Johnny Foozball...

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Only two qbs go in the first round. Johnny football and Carr.

 

Wow. I have to believe Bortles will go too.

 

No matter what the Bills do on the first day of the draft,

 

we will all grumble about the ESPN and NFL Network coverage, because the Bills will be rarely mentioned.

 

My variant guarantee:

 

The Jets' 1st round pick will feature in roughly 10%-15% of NFLN coverage.

 

Bonus: NFLN's Kim Jones will attempt a sex act on the Jets' pick at some point between the Day 1 and Day 2 coverage.

 

Bills draft Jake Matthews at #9.

 

Bonus Guarantee: Kiper gives Bills draft B-

 

That high? :doh:

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The Bills will stay pat at #9 or trade down. They will not trade up. This is just a smokescreen.

You did not read the rules for the guarantee. You dont get to pick a maybe /or /if then . :flirt:

 

Bills draft Jake Matthews at #9.

 

Bonus Guarantee: Kiper gives Bills draft B-

Jake Matthews at #9 .

Maybe thats my reasonable wish actually.

whatever.

This thread has been damn funny and also some great insight here. I wont mention names but y'all know who you are

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