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Happy Easter to all you !@#$ers... Pretty important day for a Christian, hopefully you all have a safe one with family.

 

Orthodox Easter falls on the same day... I have to go to the Greek families house tonight.... Half Greek, half English.... Great Baklava.

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But he was pierced for our transgressions;

 

he was crushed for our iniquities;

 

upon him was the chastisement that brought us peace,

 

and with his wounds we are healed.

 

Isaiah 53:5

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Actual response on a test at a Catholic school to the question "What is Easter:"

 

"It's the day when Jesus comes out if his cave, and if he sees his shadow there's six more weeks of Lent."

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Easter and Hitler's birthday falling on the same day makes me wonder who would win in a fight? Zombie Jesus or Zombie Hitler?

 

Thoughts?

 

They're about evenly matched, but Zombie Jesus can't hit a curve ball. So I gotta go with Zombie Hitler.

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They're about evenly matched, but Zombie Jesus can't hit a curve ball. So I gotta go with Zombie Hitler.

whether you're a good person or even desire to be one is your choice. aristotle would define a good knife as one that cuts well... you? maybe the zombie fixation blunts you.
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They're about evenly matched, but Zombie Jesus can't hit a curve ball. So I gotta go with Zombie Hitler.

That's an outstanding reference and is awarded 10000 points.

 

whether you're a good person or even desire to be one is your choice. aristotle would define a good knife as one that cuts well... you? maybe the zombie fixation blunts you.

Excellent usage considering the day. But I think both Jesus and Aristotle would be down for sparking a blunt and talking about the wonders of the universe.

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whether you're a good person or even desire to be one is your choice. aristotle would define a good knife as one that cuts well... you? maybe the zombie fixation blunts you.

 

What the !@#$ are you talking about?

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That's an outstanding reference and is awarded 10000 points.

 

 

Excellent usage considering the day. But I think both Jesus and Aristotle would be down for sparking a blunt and talking about the wonders of the universe.

perhaps if either one was your equal. i think that's highly unlikely.

 

What the !@#$ are you talking about?

stretch your imagination. it's difficult, i know, but a worthwhile endeavor, nonetheless. i've been stretching with this lately http://www.npr.org/2012/07/23/156366055/jill-tarter-a-scientist-searching-for-alien-life. and it didn't effect my celebration of Easter a bit. Edited by birdog1960
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Easter and Hitler's birthday falling on the same day makes me wonder who would win in a fight? Zombie Jesus or Zombie Hitler?

 

Thoughts?

I am one !@#$ed up individual because I picture South Park Satan as referee.

 

Hitler (looking like he does on South Park) with Jesus, too. Of course, I then picture many of the memes for Easter that proclaim today the day that Jesus Came... and yeah, in that way. They're pretty funny.

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perhaps if either one was your equal. i think that's highly unlikely.

 

stretch your imagination. it's difficult, i know, but a worthwhile endeavor, nonetheless. i've been stretching with this lately http://www.npr.org/2...-for-alien-life. and it didn't effect my celebration of Easter a bit.

 

Make sense. It's difficult, I know, but...scratch that. On you, it's probably wasted.

 

"Zombie fixation." Retard.

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perhaps if either one was your equal. i think that's highly unlikely.

 

I'm not sure if this is supposed to be a slam against me or if you're having a stroke mid-posting... Either way, it's good to see you enjoyed your 4/20 in style.

 

I am one !@#$ed up individual because I picture South Park Satan as referee.

 

Hitler (looking like he does on South Park) with Jesus, too. Of course, I then picture many of the memes for Easter that proclaim today the day that Jesus Came... and yeah, in that way. They're pretty funny.

:lol: :lol:

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Remember yesterday was also 4/20 to that probably has a lot to do with his posts.

 

What does that mean? 4/20 = 0.20...that his blood-alcohol content yesterday?

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What does that mean? 4/20 = 0.20...that his blood-alcohol content yesterday?

 

April 20 is smoke weed day or what many college kids refer to as "sunday".

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