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I'd eat the corn out of her **** just to stick my face in her ass.

thats a good one. My favorite I heard was from a guy I used to work with. It was a take off the one I already said. It'll prolly be deleted by mods but oh well...

 

I'd crawl across a thousand miles of broken glass... Just to suck the last guy she was with to get a taste.

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I was at my neurologist's office last Friday and the receptionist looked just like her. I kept hoping she'd have a reason to get up and walk somewhere.

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People are scary on the internet......

 

I would genuinely court you Kate.....with flowers and candy and all that...chloroform. :)

 

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