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She could eat a rack of ribs in my bed and use my pillow as a napkin.

the real question is... Would you let her use your pillow case as toilet paper after that rack of ribs?
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Ouch. I'm not that interested.

 

Which brings me to my next though. There should be a thread titled...

 

That girl is so hot I'd...

 

I'll start it off. That girl is so hot... I'd crawl across a thousand miles of broken glass

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That's taking it a little too far, but...yes. Right after she defecated in my coffee cup.

 

See, here is a classic example of a man with "standards." That is what's wrong with the world today, no standards! Mr. Hammersticks, you need to be commended. You sir raise the bar to a new & exciting level! Just be prepared to catch flak, I am not sure our society is ready for men like you... True heros!

 

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