ExWNYer Posted March 30, 2014 Posted March 30, 2014 "I can't even enjoy being on this beautiful beach with my beautiful wife and living pretty much a perfect life because there are a bunch of fans on a fansite for a team that I've beaten 22 out of 24 times who are really grasping at straws to poke fun at me while they're staying at home on a Saturday night." Posing as a Bills fan and defending Tom Brady in a lighthearted thread. Interesting way to troll.
DefenseWinzChampionshipz Posted March 30, 2014 Posted March 30, 2014 Tom sees Giselle looking at a handsome man coming her way. Tom gets jealous. Tom pulls the red shirt Bellicheat gave him out of his ass to put on Giselle cuz coach said you can't touch the person who has the red shirt on.
BUNCH OF MULARKEY Posted March 30, 2014 Posted March 30, 2014 If she only knew how bad I want to rub sun tan oil on that male lifeguard!
1B4IDie Posted March 30, 2014 Posted March 30, 2014 "Hey Babe , be honest, would you still be with me if I wasn't one of the greatest QBs of all time?" "Tommy , don't be silly. Of course NOT.
Hazed and Amuzed Posted March 30, 2014 Posted March 30, 2014 Wait. THATS Brady's girlfriend? Seriously? That's the one everyone says is so damn hot? She's good looking but damn, he could've done better.
SRQ_BillsFan Posted March 30, 2014 Posted March 30, 2014 Oh no, don't let the press see my red Tele-tubby suit.
transient Posted March 30, 2014 Posted March 30, 2014 Wait. THATS Brady's girlfriend? Seriously? That's the one everyone says is so damn hot? She's good looking but damn, he could've done better. Slightly masculine features aside, she's a 5'11" Brazilian supermodel worth $300M. I don't think he could have found a better beard if he tried.
mrags Posted March 30, 2014 Posted March 30, 2014 No caption but my god his butt chin is ridiculous. I hate him so much
Captain Hindsight Posted March 31, 2014 Posted March 31, 2014 Gizelle : I didn't realize you liked it there.. Brady: You never listen to my body
BILLS_ROC Posted March 31, 2014 Posted March 31, 2014 "No Tom, you're balls will remain in this bucket until you are worth as much as me."
Jauronimo Posted March 31, 2014 Posted March 31, 2014 Tom: "Sand....its like everywhere. I know we're at the beach but... I just didn't think there'd be this much." Giselle: "I haven't been happy for a long time."
AdamK Posted March 31, 2014 Posted March 31, 2014 (edited) Darn. Taking a dump in that tiny bucket was harder than beating the BIlls. (Sorry, I hate Tommy Boy as much as anyone, but I couldn't resist.) Edited April 1, 2014 by AdamK
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