todzilla Posted March 29, 2014 Posted March 29, 2014 I gotta take a dump so bad...here, use this bucket.
sodbuster Posted March 29, 2014 Posted March 29, 2014 "Here kitty, kitty..." (I think that's called a triple entendre.)
Buffalos#1Fan Posted March 29, 2014 Posted March 29, 2014 "bummed about the stretch marks from pregnancy"
Manther Posted March 29, 2014 Posted March 29, 2014 Remember when I was trying to grow my hair down to here?
BuffaloPride Posted March 29, 2014 Posted March 29, 2014 "Either you go over there and get your shovel back Tom or I will".
Bob Malooga Posted March 29, 2014 Posted March 29, 2014 Tom - "Is that Vince and Bianca?" Giselle - "No, those are just two beached whales." (OR) "What??? Brandon Spikes is joining Mario, Marcell, Kyle and Kiko? Let me shake this turd out of my shorts."
Keukasmallies Posted March 29, 2014 Posted March 29, 2014 "For God sakes, Tommy, just pee in the pail"
Mort Hendrickson Posted March 30, 2014 Posted March 30, 2014 Crystal Beach is nice, don't ya think honey? Wanna go get some more Loganberry Pop?
Pills -N- Bills Posted March 30, 2014 Posted March 30, 2014 I thought i was the one that was so pose to be poking you?
ExWNYer Posted March 30, 2014 Posted March 30, 2014 "Pull up your suit, Tommy. Your C-section scar is showing."
Reed83HOF Posted March 30, 2014 Posted March 30, 2014 not a caption, but he so UN-athletic looking. I can't stand him
Stan da Man Posted March 30, 2014 Posted March 30, 2014 Tom: "I think I have sand in my vagina." Giselle: "Suck it up, Marsha. I've been itching since our 2nd date."
DC Tom Posted March 30, 2014 Posted March 30, 2014 "Tom Brady and wife on a beach." "Giselle Bundchen and wife on a beach"
KGUNBILLS Posted March 30, 2014 Posted March 30, 2014 Tom Cruise called and he wants his Top Gun sun glasses back.
devldog131 Posted March 30, 2014 Posted March 30, 2014 Tom: "I think I have sand in my vagina." Giselle: "Suck it up, Marsha. I've been itching since our 2nd date." /Thread
metzelaars_lives Posted March 30, 2014 Posted March 30, 2014 "I can't even enjoy being on this beautiful beach with my beautiful wife and living pretty much a perfect life because there are a bunch of fans on a fansite for a team that I've beaten 22 out of 24 times who are really grasping at straws to poke fun at me while they're staying at home on a Saturday night."
sodbuster Posted March 30, 2014 Posted March 30, 2014 "I can't even enjoy being on this beautiful beach with my beautiful wife and living pretty much a perfect life because there are a bunch of fans on a fansite for a team that I've beaten 22 out of 24 times who are really grasping at straws to poke fun at me while they're staying at home on a Saturday night." Way to kill the mood Moby... Dick.
transient Posted March 30, 2014 Posted March 30, 2014 Stop leering at the children, Tommy! After your little pansy dance at Carnival, people are starting to talk.
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