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I see nothing wrong with drinking and breastfeeding. I'm pretty sure my mom still had her Manhattans and beer while she breastfed me and I turned out alrigh...........oh wait, I get it now. Yeah, I guess it should be illegal.

I'm often drunk whilst breastfeeding these days.

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OMG!

 

seriously? that's a law now?

 

So a woman can't have a glass of wine with dinner than feed her child?

 

Oh wait -

Arkansas laws

It’s strictly prohibited to pronounce “Arkansas” incorrectly

A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.

Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.

It is unlawful to walk one’s cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.

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OMG!

 

seriously? that's a law now?

 

So a woman can't have a glass of wine with dinner than feed her child?

 

Oh wait -

Arkansas laws

It’s strictly prohibited to pronounce “Arkansas” incorrectly

A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.

Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.

It is unlawful to walk one’s cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.

And if it wasn't for those laws you would be looking at complete Anarchy!
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Just when you thought the name couldn't get any worse. Now combine it with the word ferry.

 

I knew the name sounded familar (like how can one forget it). They have a lock & dam: Toad Suck Ferry Lock & Dam... On the Arkansas River. I always get a chuckle when an operator instant messages through our lock performance monitoring system (LPMS) from that lock/dam down in Arkansas. I am tempted to reply back... But they probably heard it all! LoL..

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