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I think there is a little dude who hangs out in the dryer and steals one sock from a matching pair.

I always seem to have a bunch of socks that don't match up.

And they always seem to like to steal them the night before a big date.

Figured this would be as good of an offseason thread as any :blink:

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I think there is a little dude who hangs out in the dryer and steals one sock from a matching pair.

I always seem to have a bunch of socks that don't match up.

And they always seem to like to steal them the night before a big date.

Figured this would be as good of an offseason thread as any :blink:

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Steal underpants.

?????

Make Profit.

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There's a guy in the county lockup out here who was a "serial panty thief" They caught the guy with over 2200 pairs. He was going into laundry rooms at dorms & college town apartment complexes to do his pilfering. Right now he's being held as the prime suspect in the disappearance of a missing coed. They matched drier lint from some of his ill gotten booty, with the dryer in the apartment where the girl was last seen.

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along the laundry topic, one year at shcool, i had a pair of green panties show up in the dryer with my clothes...they werent in the washer, werent with my clothes, and werent in the dryer when i put ym stuff in...but when i was folding my vlothes, bam, this pair of green panties shows up..

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along the laundry topic, one year at shcool, i had a pair of green panties show up in the dryer with my clothes...they werent in the washer, werent with my clothes, and werent in the dryer when i put ym stuff in...but when i was folding my vlothes, bam, this pair of green panties shows up..

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Did they fit? :blink:

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Steal underpants.

?????

Make Profit.

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:blink:

[A mining cart full of underpants flattens Kenny]

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny.

Kyle: You bastards. Listen we have to give a huge speech about corporate takeovers.

Gnome 3: Holy sh--, we killed your friend.

Stan: Ya, ya, ya. Look, we gotta know about corporate takeovers tomorrow or we're screwed.

Gnome 2: Christ! We squished him like a bug!

 

Gnomes

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I think there is a little dude who hangs out in the dryer and steals one sock from a matching pair.

I always seem to have a bunch of socks that don't match up.

And they always seem to like to steal them the night before a big date.

Figured this would be as good of an offseason thread as any :blink:

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All right, dude, you caught me. You see, I got this roommate I live with and he never leaves the apartment and the walls are paper thin so I hide out in your dryer and you know, get my daily happy time. And dude, I don't economize when it comes to the end. There is tons to clean up. Thankfully I can always snag a sock or two from your load to clean up, my er load. I just keep it afterwards, I figure you don't want it.

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I think there is a little dude who hangs out in the dryer and steals one sock from a matching pair.

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Of course there is. Don't you watch South Park? It's the underpants gnomes...

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I think there is a little dude who hangs out in the dryer and steals one sock from a matching pair.

I always seem to have a bunch of socks that don't match up.

And they always seem to like to steal them the night before a big date.

Figured this would be as good of an offseason thread as any :doh:

Throw away all your socks & buy the same brand/size/color from now on..... Saves matching. :blink:

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Throw away all your socks & buy the same brand/size/color from now on..... Saves matching. :blink:

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I'm on the modified Tom plan, pretty much.

Several identical pairs of just two kinds of socks.

Dress and casual.

Simple.

Saves time and confusion. :doh:

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