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Just the opposite of what happened recently to someone I knew. Person died in the ICU, but no one noticed because the EKG kept reading a pulse of 40 bpm from the pacemaker.

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Just the opposite of what happened recently to someone I knew. Person died in the ICU, but no one noticed because the EKG kept reading a pulse of 40 bpm from the pacemaker.

 

Well rumor has it that you have been brain dead for years. Reportedly due to activity on an internet board.

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Well rumor has it that you have been brain dead for years. Reportedly due to activity on an internet board.

 

You know, I don't mind being insulted.

 

I do mind being insulted poorly, however. And that sucked very badly.

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You know, I don't mind being insulted.

 

I do mind being insulted poorly, however. And that sucked very badly.

 

I'll try to suck even more next time.... Though I've apparently set a high or perhaps low bar for myself.

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I'll try to suck even more next time.... Though I've apparently set a high or perhaps low bar for myself.

 

Before you do, come on over. I need a new shop-vac.

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