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omg she's so pretty. but stupid. what's her problem. all she needs to do is go into a bar and say "does anyone want to have sex with me" she will have more sex than she can handle.

 

stupid. stupid. stupid.

 

why couldnt she walk into my bar and ask that question to me. i could help her with her sexual dillema or let her help me with mine. lol.

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omg she's so pretty. but stupid. what's her problem. all she needs to do is go into a bar and say "does anyone want to have sex with me" she will have more sex than she can handle.

 

stupid. stupid. stupid.

 

why couldnt she walk into my bar and ask that question to me. i could help her with her sexual dillema or let her help me with mine. lol.

 

Dude you're too old. :D

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What eyebrows?

 

Those things above her eyes, that look like birds have been nesting in them.

 

Not that I'm complaining. Eyebrows can trimmed. Though the fact that they're not does imply things about her...other...grooming habits.

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Those things above her eyes, that look like birds have been nesting in them.

 

Not that I'm complaining. Eyebrows can trimmed. Though the fact that they're not does imply things about her...other...grooming habits.

I don't care if it's hip-to-hip down there; she is gorgeous!

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I don't care if it's hip-to-hip down there; she is gorgeous!

 

Have you been to the ophthalmologist recently?

 

I mean, I'm just askin'...cataracts can kind-of sneak up on you.

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Those things above her eyes, that look like birds have been nesting in them.

 

Not that I'm complaining. Eyebrows can trimmed. Though the fact that they're not does imply things about her...other...grooming habits.

 

She has eyes?

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