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Anyway the main board has a thread about Michael Sam that is gradually devolving its way over here. It is not worth opening once it gets here so I thought I'd start a new one.

 

 

 

I suspect few here from either side really care too much but I do find he original story interesting in a couple of ways. According to reports Sam told his teammate he is gay in August.

 

 

1. Not one single member of his team went "public" with this. They respected his privacy. To me that i pretty impressive because nowadays people can't keep anything private, whether it is big or small. That is impressive to me that not even one jerk put something on Twitter or anything. I think it is pretty cool.

 

2. Why is this dude gay in August? WTF?????? I never heard of that. What does he do for the rest of the year?

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September - reminisces about his prior month of gaiety.

October - cross dresses on Halloween because it's halloween and he can get away with it

November - breaks out the Village People Injun poster in honor of Thanksgiving

December - dons his gay apparel

January - resolves to grow himself a beard

February - wears pink from Feb 1 - Feb 30 for Valentine's Day

March - waits for his teammates to get schit faced on St. Patty's Day and takes advantage of each and every one

April - tells everyone he's gay, letting everyone think it's just a prank

May - picks out his best draft outfit

June - doffs his gay apparel

July - starts getting ready for August by shaving his entire body whilst listening to Judy Garland

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July - starts getting ready for August by shaving his entire body whilst listening to Judy Garland

who's says you've got to be gay to do this?! I thought....well....doesn't everyone listen to Judy Garland in the bathroom?

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Iranian Women’s Soccer League Kicks Out Players for Failing Gender Tests

 

Seven players in Iran’s women’s soccer league, including four on the country’s national team, have been dismissed after they failed gender tests to prove they were women. The players were either men who had not yet completed sex-change operations or were experiencing sexual-development disorders, according to the Daily Telegraph.

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Iranian Women’s Soccer League Kicks Out Players for Failing Gender Tests

 

Seven players in Iran’s women’s soccer league, including four on the country’s national team, have been dismissed after they failed gender tests to prove they were women. The players were either men who had not yet completed sex-change operations or were experiencing sexual-development disorders, according to the Daily Telegraph.

But, Iran doesn't have any transexuals, or gay people. Their president came over here, spoke at Columbia and told us so.

 

Nice work Columbia. I mean, somebody had to clear this up. Now it's as settled as Climate Change. Hell, it figures it was those wingnuts at NRO that would print some made up story like this. Typical right wing propaganda.

 

(Actually, I half-expect this link to be the Onion, but, then I remembered: that would be funny, and they haven't been for a while now)

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