\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2014/01/22/tcu-students-demand-higher-quality-toilet-paper/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Large Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 The standard paper at our hospital is designed to remove a thin layer of dermis around the anus. I have made a freindly agreement with the head of Envrio Services to get a nice, plump two ply charmin for my group- it sucks to carry it with you, but it sure isnt a pain the ass either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 The standard paper at our hospital is designed to remove a thin layer of dermis around the anus. I have made a freindly agreement with the head of Envrio Services to get a nice, plump two ply charmin for my group- it sucks to carry it with you, but it sure isnt a pain the ass either. Well that is the "bottom line" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Large Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Well that is the "bottom line" might be the ass end of this discussion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Except for this... the absolute WORST TP I've EVER encountered in my life was in a hotel in Berlin about eight years ago. OMG, it was like 80 grit sandpaper. It was SO bad, I brought home a roll to show to people, because it was beyond belief! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Give them corn cobs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keepthefaith Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Except for this... the absolute WORST TP I've EVER encountered in my life was in a hotel in Berlin about eight years ago. OMG, it was like 80 grit sandpaper. It was SO bad, I brought home a roll to show to people, because it was beyond belief! Yeah but you can wash that and re-use it. Probably just throw it in the dishwasher. Good for the environment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Give them corn cobs LoL... So true, babies! Or try: "Macho Wipe 2000, 60 grit!" Nanker, I do think you have me beat though! Anyway, I was reading a stat (don't how true it is)... And I can't cite the source, so screw off! But, according to what I read, 33% of the world uses "TP for their bunghole." The other 66%? They fend for themselves! Whiny entitled Americans don't realize how lucky they really are! ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 LoL... So true, babies! Or try: "Macho Wipe 2000, 60 grit!" Nanker, I do think you have me beat though! Anyway, I was reading a stat (don't how true it is)... And I can't cite the source, so screw off! But, according to what I read, 33% of the world uses "TP for their bunghole." The other 66%? They fend for themselves! Whiny entitled Americans don't realize how lucky they really are! ;-) Shortly, our resident liberal loonies are going to show up and insist we stop using toilet paper, because it's only fair... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sodbuster Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 They don't know about the three shells? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Shortly, our resident liberal loonies are going to show up and insist we stop using toilet paper, because it's only fair... 5 letters: B I D E T Just make sure to tip off the pot heads, they might think its a nifty new water fountain. ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 5 letters: B I D E T Just make sure to tip off the pot heads, they might think its a nifty new water fountain. ;-) We're playing anagrams now? Debit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 5 letters: B I D E T I got used to using a bidet after spending a good amount of time in Spain. I wish I had one at home. you still need to use toilet paper, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 I got used to using a bidet after spending a good amount of time in Spain. I wish I had one at home. you still need to use toilet paper, though. Yep... Funny story. My boss went to Iraq as a QA on a number of occasions. I guess they splash water on their azzes over there, must not have dedicated bidets. So, one Iraqi contractor comes out of the head with his whole back of his shirt wet while he is buttoning it back up. My boss was thinking WTF was going on there! LoL... I guess it is like the Seinfeld episode where George only takes a dump with his shirt off. Too funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 5 letters: B I D E N Just make sure to tip off the pot heads, they might think its a nifty functioning human. ;-) Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Fixed. LoL... What spews out his mouth can be considered a butt-wash... Good point! ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 LoL... What spews out his mouth can be considered a butt-wash... Good point! ;-) and it would be infinitely more amusing to sit on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 and it would be infinitely more amusing to sit on. Uhhhhhh.........ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Uhhhhhh.........ok. personally, I think it would be hysterical to market a line of politician & celebrity look-alike toilets. sort of like my idea of making politician & celebrity look-alike pinatas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 personally, I think it would be hysterical to market a line of politician & celebrity look-alike toilets. sort of like my idea of making politician & celebrity look-alike pinatas. A Justin Bieber pinata would sell like mad. I'd buy three myself - one to set on fire, one to run over with the car, and one to beat with a stick. In fact, Bieber's an idiot for not marketing one already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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