Kirby Jackson Posted February 13, 2014 Posted February 13, 2014 The conversation about all these guys checking you out in the locker room is about as ridiculous as when people were scared that if they touched a black person their skin color would rub off on them. That is about as naïve as this conversation is. It is 2014 people!! You use public restrooms all of the time and there are gay people that you have encountered in there. Were they trying to sneak a peak? No, they acted just like everyone else? Weird.
PromoTheRobot Posted February 13, 2014 Posted February 13, 2014 Anyone read Donte Stallworth's series of tweets on the topic? Man pretty much spells it out. Sorry if I'm re-posting. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/10/donte-stallworth-michael-sam_n_4761724.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular' PTR
DC Tom Posted February 13, 2014 Posted February 13, 2014 not all of them, but definetly a few. why ? i have zero issues with gays, i know a few and have relatives as i think most do nowadays. women same scenario some not all. am i the only one here who's been small talked up by a gay guy? come on theres more of you. I've been hit on by gay guys before. Usually just saying "Sorry, I'm straight" was all it took. ("Oh, sorry." "Don't be, it's no problem.") Occasionally you get the idiot who thinks "Sorry, I'm straight" means "Being gay is wrong," and gets defensive about it ("There's nothing wrong with being gay!" "I know, I'm just not gay." "Stop judging me, you homophobe!") Fortunately, those idiots are rare.
Justice Posted February 13, 2014 Posted February 13, 2014 I somewhat agree with the gentleman that Murphy interviewed on his show a couple of days ago on this subject. I'm sorry, I don't remember his name, but the gist of it was the media attention and team distraction will fade away after game one. After that the questions will simply become redundant. The reason why I said "somewhat" is because I think the attention will officially be over after two games, one at home and the second after the first away game.
Mr. WEO Posted February 13, 2014 Posted February 13, 2014 I've been hit on by gay guys before. Usually just saying "Sorry, I'm straight" was all it took. ("Oh, sorry." "Don't be, it's no problem.") Occasionally you get the idiot who thinks "Sorry, I'm straight" means "Being gay is wrong," and gets defensive about it ("There's nothing wrong with being gay!" "I know, I'm just not gay." "Stop judging me, you homophobe!") Fortunately, those idiots are rare. Look at Tom--he's Omnisexual!
DC Tom Posted February 13, 2014 Posted February 13, 2014 Look at Tom--he's Omnisexual! 1984 Saab 900, actually. Has anyone ever gotten laid in a Dodge Omni?
Saint Doug Posted February 13, 2014 Posted February 13, 2014 (edited) The conversation about all these guys checking you out in the locker room is about as ridiculous as when people were scared that if they touched a black person their skin color would rub off on them. That is about as naïve as this conversation is. It is 2014 people!! You use public restrooms all of the time and there are gay people that you have encountered in there. Were they trying to sneak a peak? No, they acted just like everyone else? Weird. Really? I think a bathroom as used for moving your bowels or whatever is a completely different than a bunch of guys showering. People go in to bathrooms, take a piss/poop, and leave. There can be no possible sexual attraction in this. A bunch of people showering? There's no way he's not going to check the other guys out in this situation. If you were at a nude beach or in a shower room full of naked women, can you actually say you wouldn't be checking them out? Otherwise, this guy is courageous, smart, and would want a man like this on my team. I think he would be a great contributor. Edited February 13, 2014 by kas23
Kirby Jackson Posted February 13, 2014 Posted February 13, 2014 (edited) Really? I think a bathroom as used for moving your bowels or whatever is a completely different than a bunch of guys showering. People go in to bathrooms, take a piss/poop, and leave. There can be no possible sexual attraction in this. A bunch of people showering? There's no way he's not going to check the other guys out in this situation. If you were at a nude beach or in a shower room full of naked women, can you actually say you wouldn't be checking them out? Otherwise, this guy is courageous, smart, and would want a man like this on my team. I think he would be a great contributor. So a dong in the shower on a lathered up athlete is sexier than a dong at a urinal? Do I have that right? If he can play football I will take him on my team. I do not however think that he is a fit on the Bills. He is kind of a poor man's Jerry Hughes. Edited February 13, 2014 by Kirby Jackson
Maury Ballstein Posted February 13, 2014 Posted February 13, 2014 So a dong in the shower on a lathered up athlete is sexier than a dong at a urinal? Do I have that right? I'm not sure where the optimal dong viewing should occur.
Coach Tuesday Posted February 13, 2014 Posted February 13, 2014 I'm not sure where the optimal dong viewing should occur. /thread
Captain Caveman Posted February 13, 2014 Posted February 13, 2014 1984 Saab 900, actually. Has anyone ever gotten laid in a Dodge Omni? I know a guy.
Saint Doug Posted February 13, 2014 Posted February 13, 2014 So a dong in the shower on a lathered up athlete is sexier than a dong at a urinal? Do I have that right? If he can play football I will take him on my team. I do not however think that he is a fit on the Bills. He is kind of a poor man's Jerry Hughes. What would you be sexually attracted to more: a woman taking a piss/poop or a woman lathered up in a shower? Different strokes for different folks, I guess.
Kirby Jackson Posted February 13, 2014 Posted February 13, 2014 What would you be sexually attracted to more: a woman taking a piss/poop or a woman lathered up in a shower? Different strokes for different folks, I guess. I think that you missed the point. They have had ample opportunities to check you out before. Michael Sam wants to play in the NFL because he is a good football player not so that he has access to a room full of athletes showering. But to answer your question -both (a lathered up woman peeing in the shower).
sodbuster Posted February 13, 2014 Posted February 13, 2014 What would you be sexually attracted to more: a woman taking a piss/poop or a woman lathered up in a shower? Different strokes for different folks, I guess. I'm gonna do some research and get back to you in a couple hours.
Mark Vader Posted February 13, 2014 Posted February 13, 2014 Because we're proud to be different, dammit! Now treat us the same!
DC Tom Posted February 13, 2014 Posted February 13, 2014 What would you be sexually attracted to more: a woman taking a piss/poop or a woman lathered up in a shower? Different strokes for different folks, I guess. Uh, yeah...mods, I think we can lock the thread now.
Mark Vader Posted February 13, 2014 Posted February 13, 2014 Not so sure thats an issue. If i am showering at the gym and a kate upton and salma hayek lookalikes are there as well its gonna be real hard not to look. Your a saint if you can pull that off. Or dead.
bbb Posted February 13, 2014 Posted February 13, 2014 I've got in so much trouble over the years. I just HAVE to look!
K-9 Posted February 13, 2014 Posted February 13, 2014 1984 Saab 900, actually. Has anyone ever gotten laid in a Dodge Omni? Is this gonna be another one of your Saab stories?
Chandemonium Posted February 13, 2014 Posted February 13, 2014 Regardless of sexual orientation, has no one else thought of how confusig it will be for opposing qb's trying to read our defense if we have a guy named Mike Sam on the field lined up as the Will?
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