RuntheDamnBall Posted February 5, 2014 Posted February 5, 2014 He could contribute here at QB, by eating our ineffective backups.
BADOLBILZ Posted February 5, 2014 Posted February 5, 2014 Hah I was going to say that, but didn't want to draw the wrath of EJ fans. Edit: One more https://vine.co/v/MaWBrmQz07K/ In all fairness to EJ's spin-into-a-sack maneuver Johnny Football and Blake Bortles love that move too.
l< j Posted February 5, 2014 Posted February 5, 2014 Also: Pillsbury Throwboy Hefty Lefty From the comments at OP's link: Quarter Got Back. That is some funny stuff.
jr1 Posted February 5, 2014 Posted February 5, 2014 He needs an intervention but his friends are probably like "Jared being Jared"
PromoTheRobot Posted February 5, 2014 Posted February 5, 2014 Jared Lorenzen (ex-NYG and UK QB) is still playing in the Continental Indoor Football league and is listed at 6'4" 320, but looks like he is pushing 4 bills. I don't think his SB ring still fits.... http://profootballta..._medium=twitter SportsPickle @sportspickle 3h This clip of 320-pound Jared Lorenzen scrambling is quite possibly the greatest sports highlight ever: http://www.sportspickle.com/2014/02/video-jared-lorenzen-scrambling-320-pounds-greatest-video-ever … No friggin' way he's only 320 in that video. I say 370 at least.
Buffalo Barbarian Posted February 5, 2014 Posted February 5, 2014 Jared Lorenzen (ex-NYG and UK QB) is still playing in the Continental Indoor Football league and is listed at 6'4" 320, but looks like he is pushing 4 bills. I don't think his SB ring still fits.... http://profootballta..._medium=twitter SportsPickle @sportspickle 3h This clip of 320-pound Jared Lorenzen scrambling is quite possibly the greatest sports highlight ever: http://www.sportspickle.com/2014/02/video-jared-lorenzen-scrambling-320-pounds-greatest-video-ever … Sign him, Championship!!!
YoloinOhio Posted February 5, 2014 Author Posted February 5, 2014 Put him in there at LG. Obviously. would he be worse than Colin Brown?
Turbosrrgood Posted February 5, 2014 Posted February 5, 2014 Jared Lorenzen (ex-NYG and UK QB) is still playing in the Continental Indoor Football league and is listed at 6'4" 320, but looks like he is pushing 4 bills. I don't think his SB ring still fits.... http://profootballta..._medium=twitter SportsPickle @sportspickle 3h This clip of 320-pound Jared Lorenzen scrambling is quite possibly the greatest sports highlight ever: http://www.sportspickle.com/2014/02/video-jared-lorenzen-scrambling-320-pounds-greatest-video-ever … Damnit Yolo, you beat me to this. This is one of the most amusing things I have ever seen.
RyanC883 Posted February 5, 2014 Posted February 5, 2014 This dude is athletic for a guy his size. I can't believe he can't shed some weight and play TE perhaps in the NFL, or OG?
BADOLBILZ Posted February 6, 2014 Posted February 6, 2014 Also: Pillsbury Throwboy Hefty Lefty Lefty the Snowman
Buffalo_Stampede Posted February 6, 2014 Posted February 6, 2014 (edited) He is 325 just like Ted Washington and Pat Williams were 325lbs. His pre-snap line call is "Omaha steaks" Edited February 6, 2014 by TheTruthHurts
3rdand12 Posted February 6, 2014 Posted February 6, 2014 Put him in there at LG. Obviously. would he be worse than Colin Brown? Is there any legal play allowing the LG to throw the ball ? Gotta love this guy .
NoSaint Posted February 9, 2014 Posted February 9, 2014 http://deadspin.com/gigantic-qb-jared-lorenzen-hurts-ankle-is-carried-off-1519476303 And his career may be done.
YoloinOhio Posted February 10, 2014 Author Posted February 10, 2014 http://deadspin.com/...-off-1519476303 And his career may be done.
l< j Posted February 10, 2014 Posted February 10, 2014 http://deadspin.com/...-off-1519476303 And his career may be done. The TBD curse?
Mark Vader Posted February 10, 2014 Posted February 10, 2014 He is 325 just like Ted Washington and Pat Williams were 325lbs. His pre-snap line call is "Omaha steaks" Beat me to it. Didn't the Bills also list Sam Adams at 330?
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