YoloinOhio Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 Jared Lorenzen (ex-NYG and UK QB) is still playing in the Continental Indoor Football league and is listed at 6'4" 320, but looks like he is pushing 4 bills. I don't think his SB ring still fits.... http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/02/04/jared-lorenzen-fatter-than-ever-still-a-quarterback/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter SportsPickle @sportspickle 3h This clip of 320-pound Jared Lorenzen scrambling is quite possibly the greatest sports highlight ever: http://www.sportspickle.com/2014/02/video-jared-lorenzen-scrambling-320-pounds-greatest-video-ever …
NoSaint Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 dear lord - huge man on a tiny field. its amazing he can throw even half effectively at that size.
QCity Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 Good pocket presence https://vine.co/v/MaaQAJE2m69/
KGUNBILLS Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 He looks like he be a good scrambler .... of a couple dozen omelets.
Mark Vader Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 (edited) The Round Mound of Touch Down. That's good, but my favorite nickname he had was: He Ate Me. All joking aside, it's good to see that he's still playing. Edited February 4, 2014 by Mark Vader
BADOLBILZ Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 Good pocket presence https://vine.co/v/MaaQAJE2m69/ EJ should take notice. Keep your eyes downfield.
DJasper Probincrux III Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 It would seem the Battleship Lorenzen is bucking for an upgrade to Carrier status...
jwolf02 Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 That's good, but my favorite nickname he had was: He Ate Me. All joking aside, it's good to see that he's still playing. Also: Pillsbury Throwboy Hefty Lefty
swnybillsfan Posted February 5, 2014 Posted February 5, 2014 i'd been hearing about this all day, but this is the first i've seen of it. and all i have to say is sweet, merciful crap is that guy big?!?!?
QCity Posted February 5, 2014 Posted February 5, 2014 (edited) EJ should take notice. Keep your eyes downfield. Hah I was going to say that, but didn't want to draw the wrath of EJ fans. Edit: One more https://vine.co/v/MaWBrmQz07K/ Edited February 5, 2014 by QCity
Chef Jim Posted February 5, 2014 Posted February 5, 2014 The problem is in the huddle the guy across from him has to stand so far away he can't hear the play called.
4merper4mer Posted February 5, 2014 Posted February 5, 2014 That's good, but my favorite nickname he had was: He Ate Me. The lard who nets yards?
Dennis in NC Posted February 5, 2014 Posted February 5, 2014 Dude can scramble. They run the Eat Option...
Mark Vader Posted February 5, 2014 Posted February 5, 2014 Hah I was going to say that, but didn't want to draw the wrath of EJ fans. Edit: One more https://vine.co/v/MaWBrmQz07K/ Why is the defender trying to tackle him high?
Max997 Posted February 5, 2014 Posted February 5, 2014 (edited) Why isn't he playing guard Hefty Lefty is my favorite Edited February 5, 2014 by Max997
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