Ralonzo Posted February 3, 2014 Author Posted February 3, 2014 7:23pm 15-0 and I'm getting bored 1) Bud Light in a commercial to appeal to pot smokers? 2) Tim Tebow, T-Mobile "We'll Buy You Out of Your Contract" Love it. 3) Weather Tech. Weather is made in America. Okay. 4) Transformers the next. Is there a reason Wahlberg is in every other movie that comes out anymore, what is he, Michael Caine or Gene Hackman level actor now?
Ralonzo Posted February 3, 2014 Author Posted February 3, 2014 (edited) 7:39 and it's getting less and less funny at 22-0 1) 100k miles on a Volkwagen gets the wings faster than Red Bull. 2) Wonderful pistachios with some guy who's never been funny. 3) The annual sop to gay viewers from H&M. 4) Same Pistachio guy, still not funny. Commercials imitate super bowl :\ Edited February 3, 2014 by Ralonzo
Ralonzo Posted February 3, 2014 Author Posted February 3, 2014 7:43 on the non-fumble 1) Spider-Man. Is he gonna snap Gwen's neck in this one? (What issue was that, 148?) 2) CarMax clapping. I AM SPARTACUS! 3) Geico, Maxwell the annoying. Why aren't you bacon yet? 4) Russian Mafia threatening M&Ms
Ralonzo Posted February 3, 2014 Author Posted February 3, 2014 7:48pm 2-minute warning 1) Multicultural Cola, America The Beautiful sung in every other language. My phone only has so many buttons. At least keep 1 for English, ok? 2) Hell if I know. Looks like Superman's pad in the 2nd movie with the red and blue zones where he took General Zod's powers...
boyst Posted February 3, 2014 Posted February 3, 2014 in poor taste, at least to me, to hear America the Beautiful used as a promotional tool for such a crappy product like sugar water/Coca Cola. Even more insulting to use some sort of universal diversity type idea as the tool for the song.
Ralonzo Posted February 3, 2014 Author Posted February 3, 2014 7:54pm after the failed 4th down 1) Partridge Family bus breaks down. No wait, it's the Muppets. Animal is on smack, you know. Toyota Highlander. 2) Subway sub with Fritos. Hosted by people that you think you probably saw on TV somewhere, sometime, but maybe not.
BringBackFergy Posted February 3, 2014 Posted February 3, 2014 in poor taste, at least to me, to hear America the Beautiful used as a promotional tool for such a crappy product like sugar water/Coca Cola. Even more insulting to use some sort of universal diversity type idea as the tool for the song. I have to agree. Sing the song as written. It's a beautiful song. Couldn't follow it in the foreign languages.
Ralonzo Posted February 3, 2014 Author Posted February 3, 2014 (edited) in poor taste, at least to me, to hear America the Beautiful used as a promotional tool for such a crappy product like sugar water/Coca Cola. Even more insulting to use some sort of universal diversity type idea as the tool for the song. Put the original recipe back in production, and all will be forgiven. You know the NFL nixed a SodaStream commercial, because the product is made in Israel? And then they put this on. 7:58 Halftime 1) Fox Sports 1 shows us who stole Joe Namaths coat. 2) Brightspot, whatever that is. Apparently it gets you laid. 3) Goya makes the difference. Plump and tasty beans, and moms. 4) Bud Light Platinum, the next level in flavorlessness. 5) Ford Fusion and more absurdity. 6) Jason Statham surfs his iPad out of a plane for Awesomeco. I mean, Xfinity. Edited February 3, 2014 by Ralonzo
LancasterSteve Posted February 3, 2014 Posted February 3, 2014 in poor taste, at least to me, to hear America the Beautiful used as a promotional tool for such a crappy product like sugar water/Coca Cola. Even more insulting to use some sort of universal diversity type idea as the tool for the song. Coca Cola just went on my no buy list.
Ralonzo Posted February 3, 2014 Author Posted February 3, 2014 8:04, the low rent district before Bruno Mars 1) Jeep with a largely generic ad.
swnybillsfan Posted February 3, 2014 Posted February 3, 2014 very underwhelmed...and slightly sickened by the halftime show. thus far we have a horrible game, average at best commercials, and a half time show that my wife and daughters are loving...i guess these are the moments for which man created alcohol.
BaaadThingsMan Posted February 3, 2014 Posted February 3, 2014 I picked the wrong year to quit numbing my mind with d&%#$ and alcohol!!
Ralonzo Posted February 3, 2014 Author Posted February 3, 2014 (edited) 8:39pm, Richard Dick Sherman down 1) Doberhuahua thing with the insanely hot chick. You Audi know better. 2) Pink pink pink Goldie Blox. 3) Tim Tebow without a contract again, another one I like. 4) Could be a tease for another season of 24, where we're led to believe the terrorists are middle east jihadis, then south american drug lords, then nigerian scammers, but actually turn out to be rich white guys in the highest levels of government and industry, just like all the other seasons of 24. Edited February 3, 2014 by Ralonzo
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