Praise the lord!

[CowgirlsFan]

CGF's extra firm control hair spray

[mead107]

That mill makes out in his barn from

[PastaJoe]

goat milk and moonshine, which he also sells as an aphrodisiac to

[mead107]

Chef Jim who will never

[CowgirlsFan]

take advice

[Kevin]

But is always asking for it

[CowgirlsFan]

in Off the Wall threads

[PastaJoe]

such as, Would ya - Amish teacher, where

[Steve O]

Kelly McGillis had me ready to convert except for

 

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[mead107]

She is old now and wrinkled and

[CowgirlsFan]

wears glasses

[mead107]

To hide the blood shot eyes that she has from drinking Mills moonshine that she has

[PastaJoe]

to drink to help erase the memory of Steve O arriving at a conversion ceremony wearing

[CowgirlsFan]

a thong

[mead107]

That was brown in color because

[Steve O]

the Amish don't allow flashy colors that bring attention to

[PastaJoe]

a man's ass, but it still attracted millbank who

[CowgirlsFan]

sat next to the lovely Bingo Mavens dressed in their brown

[PastaJoe]

sack cloths, as they were initiated into millbank's religious cult, which preaches that

[CowgirlsFan]

gingerbread must be eaten daily