dwight in philly Posted January 17, 2014 Posted January 17, 2014 (edited) slippery?? http://www.nj.com/je...in_his_car.html Edited January 17, 2014 by dwight in philly
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 17, 2014 Posted January 17, 2014 Holy moly! Woman accuses him, police go on a "fishing expedition", and guess what... They find crap! SHOCKED! Report and woman's name is redacted. Okay... Police must think, they have bigger fish to fry! Yikes... Why not drop it all since the original complaint (lewdness) has been dropped. On top of it, it was the lady that started the conversation/instigated the process. Wow... Anybody can accuse somebody of anything and if one is not squeaky clean, in starts the trouble. I mean the dudes a creep... But come on! Kellen... Get some brains man... You should have moved on after the lady left!
White Linen Posted January 17, 2014 Posted January 17, 2014 Lets sign him. He could really teach our young guys how to relax.
dwight in philly Posted January 17, 2014 Author Posted January 17, 2014 Lets sign him. He could really teach our young guys how to relax.
Mr. WEO Posted January 17, 2014 Posted January 17, 2014 He wasn't jerking off--he was just "rolling his own". LOL--"smoking Mr. Happy"....
YoloinOhio Posted January 17, 2014 Posted January 17, 2014 Colin Fauxherd @FauxCowherd 8m Can't blame Kellen Winslow for not finding a Boston Market. Geno was driving him, after all.
YoloinOhio Posted January 17, 2014 Posted January 17, 2014 ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk 1m Kellen Winslow: I was just changing clothes http://wp.me/p14QSB-9ojG
YoloinOhio Posted January 18, 2014 Posted January 18, 2014 Peter King @SI_PeterKing21m The New York Jets. The gift that keeps on giving.
Dennis in NC Posted January 18, 2014 Posted January 18, 2014 Here's a great line from the article: "Winslow sprang to an upright position when the officer arrived." And this: "But the cop also noticed "two open containers of Vaseline on his center console" and plastic bags marked "Mr. Happy" and empty plastic containers of "Funky Monkey" scattered throughout the vehicle." Get a room!
BuffaloBill Posted January 18, 2014 Posted January 18, 2014 Here's a great line from the article: "Winslow sprang to an upright position when the officer arrived." And this: "But the cop also noticed "two open containers of Vaseline on his center console" and plastic bags marked "Mr. Happy" and empty plastic containers of "Funky Monkey" scattered throughout the vehicle." Get a room! This to me is what is insane if he was pulling the sausage why the heck would he do so in a parking lot? Seriously??
Miyagi-Do Karate Posted January 18, 2014 Posted January 18, 2014 The funniest part if this is how the innocent Boston Market was implicated.
YoloinOhio Posted January 18, 2014 Posted January 18, 2014 The funniest part if this is how the innocent Boston Market was implicated. Standing ovation -Boston Market @bostonmarket3h .@kellenwinslowjr Next time, you can use our convenient store locator to find the #BostonMarket near you http://goo.gl/6hHl4i
H2o Posted January 18, 2014 Posted January 18, 2014 This is a really weird story. Seriously? Don't you have a place of residence or millions to get a hotel room with?
Buffalo Barbarian Posted January 18, 2014 Posted January 18, 2014 slippery?? http://www.nj.com/je...in_his_car.html Who seriously goes to the police and reports this.
NoSaint Posted January 18, 2014 Posted January 18, 2014 Who seriously goes to the police and reports this. Ummmm..... I'd guess a pretty good portion of people would. What would you do? This is a really weird story. Seriously? Don't you have a place of residence or millions to get a hotel room with? It sounds like surprising strangers in public was part of his fun, not that he was lacking a private venue.
Miyagi-Do Karate Posted January 18, 2014 Posted January 18, 2014 Standing ovation - Boston Market @bostonmarket3h .@kellenwinslowjr Next time, you can use our convenient store locator to find the #BostonMarket near you http://goo.gl/6hHl4i Haha--so awesome.
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 18, 2014 Posted January 18, 2014 Ummmm..... I'd guess a pretty good portion of people would. What would you do? It sounds like surprising strangers in public was part of his fun, not that he was lacking a private venue. She instigated the whole thing and approached him and made small talk about the weather. She didn't have to go up to him and look in his vehicle (window was wide open)... It is a big SUV, you know how close you gotta be to look in and down. I would say she surprised him. I am not defending the creep, but if she just gets out of her car and doesn't instigate a conversation, she proably sees nothing. And no, given this situation, I wouldn't call the cops.
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